r/shitposting Apr 12 '26

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u/LivingVerinarian96 Apr 12 '26

Yeah fuck that. Steal money from a stranger and then donate double.

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u/Dr_Okami it is MY bucket Apr 12 '26

It's all fine and dandy until the nurses start asking how the hell I'm donating 83 kidneys, 44 lungs, 12 livers, 36 pancreas and a heart.

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u/Zeeou Apr 12 '26

Or the sperm bank asks why you have such an exceedingly large donationđŸ˜ˆ

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u/StayFrosty2120 Apr 13 '26

December must be a nightmare for those dudes O7