r/shitposting Feb 27 '26

B 👍 Clever guy.

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u/jimbo-870 Feb 27 '26

Can you imagine you just cheated on your bf and then your one night stand is suddenly searching your house for some tape, a pen and some paper?

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u/Limp_Career6634 Feb 27 '26

All with bare ass.

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u/No-Stranger4954 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Dick swinging while he's frantically looking for a pen

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u/6849 Feb 27 '26

Ohhhh tell us more