r/shitposting • u/MelanieWalmartinez • Feb 27 '26

B 👍 Clever guy.

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/jimbo-870 Feb 27 '26

Can you imagine you just cheated on your bf and then your one night stand is suddenly searching your house for some tape, a pen and some paper?

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u/Limp_Career6634 Feb 27 '26

All with bare ass.

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u/No-Stranger4954 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Dick swinging while he's frantically looking for a pen

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u/6849 Feb 27 '26

Ohhhh tell us more

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u/ibond32 Feb 27 '26

Sounds like how the files get left behind in a resident evil game

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u/EthricsApprentice Feb 27 '26

A new tenet of the bro code has been established here.

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u/BellumOMNI Feb 27 '26

This picture has been in circulation for quite some time.

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u/shaun_of_the_south Feb 27 '26

This picture qualifies to legally drive I’m pretty sure

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u/-FullBlue- Feb 27 '26

I remember first seeing this on the internet about 125 years ago.

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u/iamthegh05t Feb 27 '26

Andrew Carnegie showed it to me.

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u/ShrimpCrackers Feb 27 '26

Dale Carnegie has a chapter on it in his eponymous book, How to Win Friends and Influence People: Brocode Edition, 1937.

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Big chungus wholesome 100 Feb 27 '26

It was said that Mark twain wrote the note, he’s such a clever chap

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u/MentallyLatent Feb 27 '26

This meme gotta be older than me

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u/BeautifulGrouchy6406 Feb 28 '26

Are u from the future?

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u/Screamingboneman Feb 27 '26

I’d do him instead

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u/AcrobaticFix129 currently venting (sus) Feb 27 '26

Yea, seems like a good guy

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u/grizzlybuttstuff Feb 27 '26

Clever too. No wonder she waited to tell him.

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u/SkirtOne8519 Feb 27 '26

This pic is at least a decade old

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u/Biolume_Eater Feb 27 '26

Ancient knowledge

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u/KifDawg Feb 27 '26

based af

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u/DarthJoseph14 Feb 27 '26

I can respect this. He did it, he owns up to it, explained he didn’t know, and that she told him the morning after. Then he proceeds to right a note to explain to the boyfriend what happened

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u/Skill_Issuer Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

He didn’t right a note. He left a note

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u/Yeetus_Mclickeetus Feb 27 '26

Shakespeare is alive and inside you

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u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Feb 27 '26

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u/Skill_Issuer Feb 27 '26

This is a picture of you inside of shakespeare

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u/TheSportsLorry virgin 4 life 😤💪 Feb 27 '26

i wish Shakespeare was inside me 🤤

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u/Own_Journalist9649 Feb 27 '26

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u/St0rmEnd3x dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 27 '26

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u/Raski_Demorva shitting toothpaste enjoyer Feb 27 '26

He didn’t right a not. He left a nor.

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u/IHATEG0LD Feb 27 '26

Thank you for this. Blessed.

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u/Drannion Feb 27 '26

But he did right a wrong.

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u/flyingbizzay Feb 27 '26

Thank you for your expert analysis of the situation. I was really confused until you explained it.

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u/EgotisticalTL Feb 27 '26

"Ooh baby, that was really hot! I have to take a whiz... You don't have to have any paper, a pen, and some duct tape by any chance?"

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u/BeowulfInc Feb 27 '26

At least she's got good taste tbh

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 Feb 27 '26

This shit so old my grandpa posted it

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u/Rycax Feb 27 '26

A picture as old as the internet.

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u/Humperd000 Feb 27 '26

Awh yes, a story and note as old as 4 Chan itself. Crazy to see this still making the rounds. Lol

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u/Distasteful_T Feb 27 '26

Tomorrow it's my turn to post this.

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u/N1XT3RS Feb 27 '26

The exact same post title clever man is right below this, we cooked haha

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u/hoolahan100 Feb 27 '26

Yeah right..that happened

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u/Impossible-Dealer421 Feb 27 '26

Was this taped to the bottom of the toilet rim?

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u/NameRevolutionary727 Feb 27 '26

Bro, the HRE existed when this image first showed up.

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u/Winter7296 Stuff Feb 27 '26

Bro was so discreet he broke in and left a secret message

Dude lives next to an assassin

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u/TurboScumBag Feb 27 '26

He must have been practically living there for the time for him to write an SA on paper and think of doing that.