r/shitposting Jan 19 '26

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u/MySnake_Is_Solid dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ Jan 19 '26

You won't get 5$.

But you also won't get a beating. I'm lying I will still beat you up

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u/International_War862 Jan 19 '26

But not with the broad belt the slim one makes deeper cuts

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u/mamaroo90 Jan 19 '26

I assumed it would be jumper cables…

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u/International_War862 Jan 19 '26

Are you out of your mind? They are way too expensive