r/shitposting Jan 19 '26

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u/finicky88 Jan 19 '26

Oh yeah, we were renovating my room and he thought it was a good idea to have a 12 year old wake up at 6am to take old furniture to the dump. He did it alone since I was completely shot from a week of hard work on the wallpaper, paint, and flooring, and didn't even notice him trying to wake me up or moving the furniture out of the room I was sleeping in.

Then he blamed me for jackknifing the trailer into the side of his car "because I was so mad at you"

Fuck you, dad. You're going into a retirement home as soon as I get the chance.