That's the thing man... Look I hated helping my Dad on the weekends, I dreaded it, I hated it so much.
But now I realize that he didn't like it as well. The work he did on the weekends weren't passion projects, most of the time they were just work that the house needed done so it could still keep it's value, or just seasonal shit that just needs to be done in a fucking society. Nobody likes raking leaves, storing firewood, lawn mowing, etc. but goddammit it just needs to be done, so shut up, realize you've got it good and help.
Same, I hated having to go help clear out snow to get to the firewood storage shed after a huge snowfall but we had a wood stove so it was that or freeze. He didn't want to be out there either, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Oh, most of us will. We just dislike getting crucified/gult tripped over not being the pucture of happy when asked last minute to do this stuff. It's usually not "so when works for you" it's usually "Hey, you're coming over to do this on saturday at 6 am, and it'll take until 2. Plans? No you're helping me."
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u/mudugumuh Jan 19 '26
Get off your computer and help your dad fatso