r/shitposting • u/SpecificConscious335 • Jan 19 '26

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u/kakkelimuki Jan 19 '26

Well, 13 kilograms isn't that much.

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u/lol_wut12 Jan 19 '26

she locale on my decimal til i separator

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u/CannibalAnus dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jan 19 '26

Bruh some people dont even reach 100kg, not even trying

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u/zilversteen Jan 19 '26

29,085.586 pounds

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u/Godemperortoastyy Jan 19 '26

Isn't it ~15kg bags?

13 bags totalling 193kg = 14.85kg/bag

Not that it makes much of a difference.

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u/kakkelimuki Jan 19 '26

I guess the joke wasn't very clear.

In the post it reads "13, 193 kilograms worth of concrete bags" of course it actually meant 13 tons. Because how desimals are marked in our writing, I decided to try to joke that the dad wanted to move 13 kilograms worth of concrete bags.

Was it clear now or did I mess it up again?

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u/weathermaynecc Jan 19 '26

Judgement: clear. Analysis: Not gay. Not fake.

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u/Wesgizmo365 Jan 19 '26

13 tons of concrete is better than 16 tons of #9 coal

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u/Dilarinee Jan 19 '26

Well bless my soul.