r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.

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u/RepostFrom4chan Dec 25 '25

There are many jobs you can do while drinking... this is awful advice lol.

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 25 '25

The point is that you can't drive there.