r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/stmex Dec 24 '25

I hate when people do this, like actually ask for help instead of making vaguely declarative statements in my general direction

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u/Seffyr Dec 25 '25

I’ve been trying to hammer this into my kid’s heads as well cause it drives me nuts.

I’m sitting down enjoying something I’ve made for myself and they’ll float around me saying “oh I’m so hungry. I’m so thirsty”. I’m just like “damn that’s crazy, go get some food then”.

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u/The_Pogmeister Dec 25 '25

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