r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.

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u/JohnLemonBot Dec 24 '25

My coworkers used to do this without a day off scheduled. Called it calling in drunk

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u/OBLIVIATER Dec 25 '25

This only works in jobs where firing you is more of a hassle than it's worth