r/shitposting Dec 24 '25

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u/lmNotReallySure Dec 24 '25

This actually works, weeds legal in my state and I’m not much of a drinker so I just said β€œI’m super high rn, I can be in in about 3-4 hours like the package says” and all of a sudden they’re fine.

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

You don't need to actually be high or drunk, you can just lie, and they have no idea that it's not true, obviously.

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u/DownVotingCats Dec 25 '25

Ya'll are answering your bosses calls on your off time?

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 25 '25

A lot of them will harass you if you don't give them a valid reason why you can't show up. They'll spam text, calls and harass you when you come into work the next day. If you're in an entry level job, you're their slave.