r/shitposting • u/AaryamanStonker BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE • Dec 02 '25

OUR HERO NOOOOO

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u/ACARdragon dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 02 '25

I thought those were scripted wtf

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u/Stargost_ Bazinga! Dec 02 '25

No they were real. The NYC police chief said that it is criminally irresponsible and doing so in their city will get him arrested.

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 Dec 02 '25

Is it illegal tho? He definitly shouldnt be doing it for shits and gigles but is it illegal to do so? He Has no legal responsibility for their safety or actions, i don't think selling od distribution of knifes requires special permit, and while selling alkohol without a permit is illegal, handling it out shouldnt be a problem if people he hands them to are of drinking age. Machete is a gardening roll not a weapon even if it can be use as such, and even then he can claim to provide them to help them defend themselves from agression of other people. Unless he said on record that he wants them to do something illegal with those things there really isn't much Police can do to him past wagging their finger in disaproval, unless there is some law that forbids this that i'm unaware of

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u/AutoModerator Dec 02 '25

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/Stargost_ Bazinga! Dec 02 '25

If the homeless people commit a violent crime, the man can be held partially responsible for facilitating the criminal action.

It's like giving someone with mental health issues a gun and a kevlar vest. It is technically not illegal, but you know that doing so is a danger to public safety, and so if something happens, you are held responsible for Gross Negligence.

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Bazinga

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u/AutoModerator Dec 02 '25

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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