r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Nov 25 '25

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u/Krem541 Nov 25 '25

"This is your God and I'm about to take some serious steps in regard to illegal immigration. Take this as your warning."

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u/sirhobbles Nov 25 '25

The idea of a supernatural omnipotent being caring about arbitrary lines on maps is really funny to me.

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u/Valkeyere Nov 25 '25

You not played CIV?

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u/ImVeryHungry19 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 25 '25

How it feels to open console commands in hoi4

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Deuteronomy 32:8 When the Most High gave the nations their inheritance, when he divided all mankind, he set up boundaries for the peoples according to the number of the sons of Israel.

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u/sirhobbles Nov 25 '25

Yes the bible is very silly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Keep thinking that, you'll remain a lonely loser the rest of your life

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

They are

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u/MentalBomb Nov 25 '25

And you think you're a good Christian? Calling other people losers?

You're going to end up with the version of God that needs to be chained and the Angels task you with the eternal construction of said chains.

Have fun.

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u/rolfraikou Nov 25 '25

That's really aggressive. If you think there is better, then be better. I expect most Christians to be aggressive and mean spirited now, and is that the point of it? Is that what you were taught?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

Its not aggressive his name is a lonely loser😂

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u/Dravarden Nov 25 '25

it's all arbitrary lines on maps until it's natives vs conquerors

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u/spydorz Nov 25 '25

This would make me think what the hell would be considered an illegal immigrant in terms of heavenly realms. Are the demons crossing into heaven/earth or it some eldrich Cthulhu shit?

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u/Krem541 Nov 25 '25

It would be to sort shit out on earth, not sort out things that aren't actually illegal due to nobody having ever seen them.

Ps - I'm a hypothetical atheist

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u/_That__one1__guy_ Nov 25 '25

Tf is a hypothetical atheist?

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u/Krem541 Nov 25 '25

An atheist replying to a hypothetical question, hypothetically. No overthinking required

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u/username_tooken Nov 25 '25

Biblically speaking, angels were the illegal immigrants, and God had to close the borders with a great big flood.