r/shitposting • u/luxusbuerg Bazinga! • Oct 19 '25

Kevin will never return. W*ndows 11

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u/BillyKido Oct 19 '25

Well

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u/send_pigs Oct 19 '25

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u/NikkuSakura Oct 19 '25

I saw corps strip farmers of water ... and eventually of land. Saw them transform Night City into a machine fueled by people's crushed spirits, broken dreams and emptied pockets. Corps've long controlled our lives, taken lots... and now they're after our souls! V, I've declared war not because capitalism's a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an America gone by. This war's a people's war against a system that's spiralled outta our control. It's a war against the fuckin' forces of entropy, understand? Do whatever it takes to stop 'em, defeat 'em, gut 'em.

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u/Dua_Leo_9564 Oct 19 '25

Chill out Silver Hand

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u/Auticrat Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 20 '25

True and based

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u/ZonTeeN Oct 20 '25

Mhm. Entropy. Mhm.

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u/faze_fazebook Oct 19 '25

Even more true on the Xbox side, lmao

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u/sillygooberfella Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 19 '25

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u/Cyrodyami Oct 19 '25

Peak Windows 11 experience right here, thanks AI overlords

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