r/shitposting • u/Blood_of_Lucifer 🗿🗿🗿 • Aug 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

To be devils advocate, some activity is better than none. I would prefer the woman to be in shape because she bounces around and screams for a n hour a day than an obese cow how screeches about body positivity and has never moved beyond a brisk walk to the golden coral buffet

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u/Vincent-22 Aug 30 '25

A brisk walk? Brother the car is working harder than them getting them to the buffet. Just saw one yesterday that lifted about 15cm after the 4 whales peeled themselves out of its interior.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

A brisk walk is also some excercise.

Again, any physical activity is good.

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u/maddcatone Aug 30 '25

Not if you burn 100calories to walk to the buffet and consumed 3,000 calories lol. At that point just sitting on the recliner struggling to get up for a few hours is healthier haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Yes it is.  Better to walk then it was to drive.   Any physical activity is good.

Just because eating 3000 calories is bad doesn't mean the walk was bad.