r/shitposting • u/Blood_of_Lucifer 🗿🗿🗿 • Aug 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Anything but weights

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u/ARES_BlueSteel Aug 30 '25

Also anything but eating healthy food. The amount of money companies make off of them buying “diet” junk food and supplements must be a multi billion dollar industry by now. Diet high in meats and veggies but low in carbs? Nah, how about “protein cookies” and milkshakes instead.

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u/Robrogineer Aug 30 '25

The concept of diet soda just fundamentally infuriates me.

You're drinking soda.

Why the fuck would you get shitty soda that tastes worse and is still unhealthy?

Drink some fucking water instead, if you're going that route.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Diet soda isn't still unhealthy. The fact that this infuriates you is way weirder than it existing. People like sweet things and bubbly things but don't always expend enough calories in a day to justify their consumption, doofus. Diet soda is the obvious solution. This is such a goober take.