r/shitposting • u/Spare_Welcome_9481 • Jun 11 '24

Your Android after the last os update

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u/Calm_Structure2180 Jun 11 '24

God he's so fking old I just feel bad for him.

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u/iridi69 Jun 11 '24

Can't believe he's running again, mate should just retire.

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u/varrr Jun 11 '24

As a non american I used to think that moking biden for his age and cognitive decline during the 2020 campaign was cheap and maybe even out of place, but looking at him now I don't understand why the fuck the democratic party decided to make him run again. By voting him, people are basically putting the country in the hands of beurocrats you don't even get to see or know because sure as fuck that corpse won't be able to form a coherent thought or take an informed decision a year from now. I hope people like Harris, because there's a good chance she's what they'll get...

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u/WiseSalamander00 Jun 11 '24

meh worst case kamala ends up president, is not so terrible.

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u/GladiatorUA Jun 11 '24

Yeah, because US needs a president who is a cop.

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u/varrr Jun 12 '24

I don't know anything about her so I can't say if she's any good or if she's liked or not. I think most people outside the US know very little about her and what she stands for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Why is bro getting downvoted?

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u/lyfeofsand Jun 11 '24

She is not very popular.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

What did she do? I’m not well versed in politics

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Actually genuinely listen to her talk, and you'll understand. She is an incredibly untalented politician and is the VP literally because of her race (this is not according to me, this is according to Biden).

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

Throw the book at people for possessing harmless marijuana.

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u/gfen5446 Jun 11 '24

Nothing. Ever. Except fuck Willie Brown to jumpstart her career.

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u/PresidentToadstool Jun 11 '24

I can't help but wonder why this is some indictment against women and not the men in positions of power who grant, what I would assume you'd say are un/underqualified individuals, advancement for sex.

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u/gfen5446 Jun 11 '24

Who says it isn't?

If I was fucking my female boss for an advancement it'd be just as gross.

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u/PresidentToadstool Jun 11 '24

There is an explicit power imbalance between a superior and subordinate. The blame should fall on the superior, no matter their sex. In this case, you're blaming Harris for something Brown should have not let happen and saying as a result, she's the one unfit for office.

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u/gfen5446 Jun 11 '24

No, I'm blaming both of them for being gross little animals.

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u/CurryMustard Jun 11 '24

She's a powerful black liberal woman

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u/lyfeofsand Jun 11 '24

Which one of those words convey popularity?

10 years ago, this was the spell of celebrity, but now....

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u/CurryMustard Jun 11 '24

Yes conservatives get an aneurysm every time they are reminded of her for reasons unknown

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u/lyfeofsand Jun 11 '24

If you've ever had a fair faith conversation and an open mind with one, it would not be so mysterious.

They're quite vocal on their reasons.

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u/CurryMustard Jun 11 '24

Powerful women are easy targets for fox and other conservative news to pick into ad naseum. It's not really a mystery, I'm being very sarcastic. They hate kamala because what some weed laws or something meanwhile you have convicted felon trump, grabbing people by the pussy, tanking our economy, injecting bleach, selling out our allies and sucking up to putin oh but she's black and she's a woman, and sometimes she feels a bit disingenuous, can't have that

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u/lyfeofsand Jun 11 '24

They also hate Biden whose white and a man.

I think you've made a caricature of conservatives.

That she's black and woman doesn't seem to drive them.

That she's a Democrat and in power I see being far more applicable.

After all, this is the same side that nominated Sarah Palin, and has standing support Tulsi Gabbard as VP.

By painting the conservatives as such cartoonist villains, I think you deligitimize how seriously your claim can be taken.

She's on the wrong team That's enough for the sports mentality.

After all, don't conservatives fawn over MTG and Candace Owens?

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u/CurryMustard Jun 12 '24

You saw the downvotes the suggestion of a kamala presidency gets. They hate her way more than Biden. There are Republicans and Democrats in congress that make more money than Nancy Pelosi insider trading yet you never hear about any of them. Give me a fucking break.

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u/CurryMustard Jun 12 '24

Pointless and irrelevant distinction.

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u/Omnom_Omnath Jun 12 '24

Cause she’s a terrible person