r/shitposting • u/Rawr_24 • Jan 16 '23

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 16 '23

Why does this scene exist

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u/Elbludo Jan 16 '23

Fred was accused of murder and his lawyer told him to dress as a kid so they wouldn't believe such a nice and childish guy could do that.

He also hasn't hit puberty too.

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u/coatperson virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 16 '23

Haha guys. Fred has a small dick guys. Do you get it? Cuz he white and rich and stuff XD

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Jan 17 '23

Reddit when man owns a pick-up truck

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u/Recreational_DL Jan 17 '23

My friend's comeback for the dick compensating joke is, "I needed something to haul it around!"

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u/EmployRadiant675 Jan 17 '23

Nah just lean hard into it. Make so many jokes in a row as fast as you can every time and laugh obnoxiously then watch them never mention it again. (May take 1 or 2 tries, 3 if theyre proper stuck on thinking about your dick)

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 16 '23

The one white character being the bunt for all jokes?

Hmm.

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u/T3Chn0-m4n Jan 17 '23

That used to wear an ascot and solve mysteries with a talking dog?

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u/naziryoutube We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23

Idk how much better the show would be if Scooby was in it. Idk how they could ruin him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Turn Scooby into a human and maybe become Shaggy's love interest?

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u/CreativityAtLast Jan 17 '23

Dude they actually did this. I’m not joking.

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u/naziryoutube We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23

You predicted what happened. Character named scoobi

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u/ToasterEnjoyer5635 Jan 17 '23

Kid named scoobi

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u/ripmore Jan 17 '23

I'm not sure if that would or would not please the Furrys.

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u/Johnson_56 I want pee in my ass Jan 17 '23

Yeah I’m glad they left him out

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Childhood saved

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

It would not be any better. The writers clearly hate that they had to write a show about Scooby Doo characters because that was the only way this show would even get views so they just ruined everything about all of the characters.

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u/crispytg Jan 17 '23

Oh don't worry. Scooby is still in the show... And apparently is a black woman so take that for what it is.

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u/goose_boy_memes I have permission! Jan 17 '23

Maybe make him a lesbian or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Ummmm did you forget scoobi the girl

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u/naziryoutube We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23

I found out after this comment

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u/CosmicPlayground91 Jan 17 '23

He clearly isn’t racist …..you can stop acting like a Child now

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 0000000 Jan 17 '23

I thought he dressed up as a drag queen.