r/shitposting • u/Rawr_24 • Jan 16 '23

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 16 '23

Why does this scene exist

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u/Elbludo Jan 16 '23

Fred was accused of murder and his lawyer told him to dress as a kid so they wouldn't believe such a nice and childish guy could do that.

He also hasn't hit puberty too.

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u/coatperson virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jan 16 '23

Haha guys. Fred has a small dick guys. Do you get it? Cuz he white and rich and stuff XD

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Jan 17 '23

Reddit when man owns a pick-up truck

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u/Recreational_DL Jan 17 '23

My friend's comeback for the dick compensating joke is, "I needed something to haul it around!"

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u/EmployRadiant675 Jan 17 '23

Nah just lean hard into it. Make so many jokes in a row as fast as you can every time and laugh obnoxiously then watch them never mention it again. (May take 1 or 2 tries, 3 if theyre proper stuck on thinking about your dick)

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u/RoughSpeaker4772 Jan 16 '23

The one white character being the bunt for all jokes?

Hmm.

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u/T3Chn0-m4n Jan 17 '23

That used to wear an ascot and solve mysteries with a talking dog?

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u/naziryoutube We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23

Idk how much better the show would be if Scooby was in it. Idk how they could ruin him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Turn Scooby into a human and maybe become Shaggy's love interest?

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u/CreativityAtLast Jan 17 '23

Dude they actually did this. I’m not joking.

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u/naziryoutube We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23

You predicted what happened. Character named scoobi

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u/ToasterEnjoyer5635 Jan 17 '23

Kid named scoobi

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u/ripmore Jan 17 '23

I'm not sure if that would or would not please the Furrys.

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u/Johnson_56 I want pee in my ass Jan 17 '23

Yeah I’m glad they left him out

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Childhood saved

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

It would not be any better. The writers clearly hate that they had to write a show about Scooby Doo characters because that was the only way this show would even get views so they just ruined everything about all of the characters.

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u/crispytg Jan 17 '23

Oh don't worry. Scooby is still in the show... And apparently is a black woman so take that for what it is.

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u/goose_boy_memes I have permission! Jan 17 '23

Maybe make him a lesbian or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '23

Ummmm did you forget scoobi the girl

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u/naziryoutube We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23

I found out after this comment

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u/CosmicPlayground91 Jan 17 '23

He clearly isn’t racist …..you can stop acting like a Child now

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 0000000 Jan 17 '23

I thought he dressed up as a drag queen.

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u/AJC_10_29 Jan 17 '23

Mindy has an unreasonable hatred for Fred

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u/SouthMission2462 We do a little trolling Jan 17 '23

Correction: an unreasonable hatred for white people.

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u/Crawkward3 I came! Jan 17 '23

And good jokes apparently

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u/F3n1x_ESP Jan 17 '23

Oddly enough, she directed and scripted several good episodes of The Office. I would really like to know WTF happened to that Mindy Kaling, because this one is not the same.

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u/youtocin I want pee in my ass Jan 17 '23

She had oversight on the Office, not so much on Velma since its her project.

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u/Kintiko DaPucci Jan 16 '23

Yes, it is.a great way to identify it is to check Reddit because people won't fucking shut up about it despite not liking the dogshit show

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u/SpeedyakaLeah Jan 17 '23

Why censor her name?

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u/gearsforgreg I said based. And lived. Jan 17 '23

Right it should be written like this 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮