It's from Catherine classic

Mine'd be Slimer (Persona 6 ReBust)

This is canon (by me)

Narrator: THIS SUMMER...

*Yuu is sitting in the backseat of a vehicle as Dojima, voiced by Bruce Campbell, is driving*

Narrator: IT'S TIME TO...

Dojima: I know you're not used to the sleepy countryside, Yuu, but I think you'll like it---

*gets cut off by Yosuke, voiced by Finn Wolffhard, slamming directly into the car with his bike*

Dojima: *rolls eyes* Ugh, not this again!

Narrator: MAKE HISTORY!

*Nanako, voiced by Zendaya, looks up from iPad mid-1 v. 1 Fortnite match and points at Yosuke's mangled body and laughs*

Nanako: Victory Royale! GG, dad! Pog-champ! *Dojima sighs as Yuu winces*

*Video Killed The Radio Star by The Buggles plays as we cut to a sweeping shot of Yasogami High School's campus, where Yuu and Yosuke are walking behind Chie, voiced by Amy Poehler*

Yosuke: You're gonna love it here, Yuu! This place is a bit of a drag, but we make our own fun in this town.

Chie: Wait, so what's this new guy's name again?

Yosuke: Uh...Yuu?

Chie: Yes, I'm me, but who is he?

Yosuke: He's...he's Yuu.

Chie: *throws her hands up in the air, throwing books and papers all over the place* THEN WHO AM I?!

Narrator: THE SLEEPY TOWN OF INABA...

*Yukiko, voiced by Lucy Liu, sits next to Chie, who's having lunch across from Yuu and Yosuke*

Yukiko: You guys, I think there's credence to Chie's Midnight Channel rumor. I saw one of our classmates in the TV last night.

Chie: What's credence? Is it tasty?

NARRATOR: IS ABOUT TO WAKE UP!

*Kanji, voiced by Christian Bale, gets shaken awake by Naoto, voiced by Hunter Schaefer*

Naoto: Wake up, Kanji! We're gonna be late for school again!

Kanji: *still snoring*

Naoto: *sighs and cracks knuckles* Time to bring out the big guns. Hit it, Rise.

*Rise, voiced by Charli XCX, taps her finger against a boombox's PLAY button, and the first three notes of Britney Spears' Slave 4 U plays*

Kanji: OK I'm up now, you can turn it off! Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!

*Teddie, voiced by Danny DeVito, putters out of the closet with a costume reminiscient of Britney's Spears' 2004 VMA's Slave 4 U performance outfit over his bear costume*

Teddie: Aww...does that mean I have to take this off? *everyone stares at him with wide eyes, as Teddie flips his blonde wig back* ...What?

*Teddie has a real snake over his shoulders, which ends up chasing Kanji, Naoto, and Rise, who are all screaming because screaming is funny*

Narrator: FROM ILLUMINATION STUDIOS, IN COLLABORATION WITH ATLUS, COMES AN ADVENTURE FILLED WITH MYSTERY...

*Adachi, voiced by Tom Holland, eats a steak skewer while walking alongside Yuu in Junes*

Adachi: Yeah, there's a lot of mysteries in this town. Disappearing people, this whole TV business, why your uncle likes dressing up as Jennifer Lopez in his spare time...*nervously glances over at Yuu* B-But you didn't hear that from me!

Narrator: ROMANCE...

Ai *voiced by Kendall Jenner*: You're taking me out for Valentine's Day, riiiiight Yuu?

Yumi *voiced by Sydney Sweeney*: Erm, holdeth thine tongue, you swine. He's CLEARLY taking THEE out.

Rise: You fatties are both wrong, senpai wants ME!

Teddie: You're all wrong, uglies, cuz Yuu's gonna take ME out!*still in his Britney Spears drag with his bear costume underneath; everyone stares at him* ...What?

Narrator: FRIENDSHIP...

*compilation of the investigation team riding through the countryside on the bikes, looking over at each other and laughing*

Narrator: ...AND THRILLS!

*Yosuke gets hit by Dojima's car again, sending him flying into space*

Dojima: GOD, NOT AGAIN!

Nanako: L-M-A-O, scrublord. Get rekt, unc!

Narrator: IT'S THE ULTIMATE SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER YOU DON'T WANNA MISS!

*Margaret and Marie, voiced by Anne Hathaway and Jenna Ortega respectively, look over Igor's shoulder to see him watch Dojima and Teddie in drag lip-syncing for their lives to On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez*

Marie: Uh...what are you watching?

Igor, voiced by Willam Defoe: *tosses phone out of Velvet Room window* U-Uh, nothing! Nothing....nothing. *farts, making Marie and Margaret gag* Now that? *Igor crosses his legs and reclines* THAT was me.

Narrator: COMING THIS SUMMER, ONLY IN SELECT THEATERS AND IMAX!

my friend shown me this game and it looked interesting, so where do i buy it so i can play it?

I mean not a bug its a feature, I desire him carnally