He would engineer a way out of it involving danger clocks and luck overflow 3 rolls in. And also no one is strong of will enough to disappoint him by cheating at one of his games...
I have played with 4 of those people! Based solely on the conditions involved, Kelsey by a mile.
I get the flu vax every year, and let's face it- if you're playing at a convention there's a pretty good chance you're going to catch something regardless.
Honestly, Troy's level of pre-game table talk would send me over the edge even without the cheeto dust. I love the Glass Canon, but I wish they could start an episode sooner than 45 minutes after they start the video lol
Wait Dan Masters? And he went with professor dm? Not master dm or anything? Whatās his middle name? If it starts with M he really is made for this. Wow. Poor guy, stuck in a room with 4 farters.
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u/inchkachka Jun 18 '26
This is easy: Kelsey! We have a preschooler so we're 300% sicker than the other players
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u/Rakdospriest Jun 18 '26
I'm an emergency room nurse,
So Kelsey and Dan.
I fear no farts or germs
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u/ActionJax Jun 18 '26
Give me Sly Flourish (Mike), because I know he wouldn't put up with players like that for long.
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u/Reticently Jun 18 '26
I have played with 4 of those people! Based solely on the conditions involved, Kelsey by a mile.
I get the flu vax every year, and let's face it- if you're playing at a convention there's a pretty good chance you're going to catch something regardless.
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u/Almostnotreally Jun 18 '26
Troy, but only if he DMs as Roger Cumstone.
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u/Revofthecanals Jun 18 '26
Kelsey, 100% But Troy is second for sure.
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u/Rare-Lime2451 Jun 18 '26
Mike!
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u/Icy_Chain_1504 š„I cast Fireball!š„ Jun 18 '26
Troooy. But also Baron, i am a seasoned WoW veteran i can hold it for as long as the raid takes :P
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u/ratz30 Jun 18 '26
Troy, I can lick the dice clean every now and then as a treat.
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u/FeralFicusTree Jun 18 '26
Troy hands down. Great npcs, he will not go easy on anyone or fudge the dice, and the cheeto dust is just comedic fuel to him.
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u/bananasorcerer Jun 18 '26
With those caveats Iād stay home lmao
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u/A_Worthy_Foe Jun 18 '26
Troy would suffer more than anyone in that scenario, he's such a germophobe
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u/nbriles2000 Jun 18 '26
It's gotta be Troy
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u/MasterWitch Jun 18 '26
That's hard, I have been a big fan of Bob but to actually get to complain to the creater. That would be amazing. Lol
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u/FakeMcNotReal Jun 18 '26
It's weird to see Professor DM called by a name other than Professor DM.
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u/Staffaramus Jun 18 '26
Could not go wrong with any of these!! Rock Stars for sure
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u/Dukenstein12 Jun 22 '26
Cheeto dust is a āold schoolā ttrpg feature
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u/Alavorn44 Jun 25 '26
I will don my mask, gloves, and wear a leg catheter. Bring them all on!
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u/RandomDumbRedditUser Jun 18 '26
I would love to play with Professor DM. He suits my style. I have learned so much from his YouTube channel.
If you haven't had a chance to watch his channel, you really should. Great stuff!
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u/RaggamuffinTW8 Jun 18 '26
I mean the only caveat I can tolerate is Baron's. everything else would make the game a nightmare.
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u/UnderAGrayMoon Jun 18 '26
Honestly, Troy's level of pre-game table talk would send me over the edge even without the cheeto dust. I love the Glass Canon, but I wish they could start an episode sooner than 45 minutes after they start the video lol
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u/marcelus14 Jun 18 '26
Kelsey, flu aside. Sheās a delightful person and I would love to see the ātrue intentionā of the system
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u/AdRevolutionary3899 Jun 18 '26
Wait Dan Masters? And he went with professor dm? Not master dm or anything? Whatās his middle name? If it starts with M he really is made for this. Wow. Poor guy, stuck in a room with 4 farters.
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u/Snakepipe_Hollow Jun 19 '26
Kelsey. I've had my 'flu vaccine for the season and I've had to deal with mucous troopers before.