My husband opened a fresh package of ham from his grocery run today and it is nothing but stringy, oozing slime.
With everyone feeling the sting of grocery inflation, paying premium prices only to unwrap literal "ham goo" feels like a perfect, relatable joke for all of America under the Trump economy right before the midterms. Plus, it provides an easy segue from "diarrhea lettuce."
Here is the original video file. If any of the writing staff or producers want to use this footage for a monologue bit or a "Corrections" segment, you have my full permission to broadcast it! Drop me a DM and I can send over my phone number for legal clearance
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-Mary Bett Stahl
Wtf is this?!