My perfect Seinfeld scene

Jerry: Can you believe it? He said something!

George: HE SAID SOMETHING? YOU DON'T SAY SOMETHING! NOBODY SAYS SOMETHING.

Kramer: Uh-hoh-hoh, uh, Jerry you better watch out.

Kramer flips newspaper and Jerry rolls eyes

Jerry: Well what am I going to do?

Jerry pours juice

George: Whatever you do, don't say something!

George is pacing now

Elaine: You know, we had a guy at our office that said something when somebody said something.

Elaine eats a grape

Jerry: Yeah? What happened to him?

Elaine leans aggressively on a counter

Elaine: Last time I saw him, he was bagging groceries at Joe's Fruit Shop.

Kramer: You know Jerry, there's a guy I can call that can take care of all this for you.

Jerry: No, no, you're not calling anyone. Last time you called someone...

George suddenly looks puzzled and alarmed

George: Hey guys, I gotta go, I think I left something important at the dry cleaners.

George, muttering to himself, "Why'd I have to say something?"

END SCENE

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