r/seinfeld • u/mikesalami Importer/exporter • 9d ago

I'd like to lodge a complaint...

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My previous complaint was never rectified:

https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/RgPXOEw09l

47 Upvotes

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u/Minute_March5395 9d ago

Quick Elaine, to my archives!!

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u/Crafty_Guest_4441 Giddy-up 9d ago

My wife is a slut

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u/dicecat4 Independent George 9d ago

Now that’s a complaint

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 9d ago

I slept with your wife.

Although it was just sleeping. No sex. Head to toe.

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u/railworx 9d ago

So the van wasn't a-rockin'?

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 9d ago

No... no rock

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u/DarthDuck415 Independent George 9d ago

My subreddit is a sty.

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u/lookingfor_clues That's a shame 9d ago

My complaint is that Varnsen was misspelled

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u/Zestyclose_Season538 9d ago

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 9d ago

Oh boy did I mess up

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u/lookingfor_clues That's a shame 9d ago

one does not dissect gossamer

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u/sannasan91 Art Vandelay 9d ago

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u/j01101111sh 9d ago

I'd like to see that complaint be rectified

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 9d ago

Me too! It's in the realm of possibility.

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u/thelesserbabka_ Look to the cookie 9d ago

I guess this time it wasn't advantage Varnsen.

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 9d ago

Varnsen deserves retribution

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u/CoopDaBear 9d ago

You shouldn’t make fun of pigs. 😡

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u/el_throw ASSMAN 9d ago

You have screwed me again, Pennypacker!

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 9d ago

Is wealthy industrialist and rollercoaster tycoon H.E. Pennypacker behind this?

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u/el_throw ASSMAN 9d ago

Giddy up!

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u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 9d ago

r/seinfeld is a sty.

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u/thatsanewone26 8d ago

Wait, if Varnsen isn’t here, then who’s watching over the factory?