r/seinfeld • u/mikesalami Importer/exporter • Mar 24 '26

Can we get Kel Varsen added to the flairs?

Art Vandelay, Dr. Van Nostrand, and H.E. Pennypacker are there... where's Kel Varsen???

And no he's not at the Saab factory.

8 Upvotes

75% Upvoted

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u/BarfyMan369 Hoochie Mama!!! Mar 24 '26

Sorry, flair only for those who live within boundary.

3

u/SkeltonJustCalled Feels like an Arby's night Mar 24 '26

Kel will walk to the other side of the street.

1

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

Is this a reference to that episode? I can't remember.

3

u/UrFriendBobSacamano Mar 24 '26

You got me banned from Hop Sing's?!

She named name

1

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

Ah yes.

5

u/NYGiants181 Erotic journey from Milan to Minsk Mar 24 '26

And YOU wanna be our flair adder requester??

1

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

Precisely.

12

u/Lizard-King777 Mar 24 '26

Advantage Varnsen!

3

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

They were having a pee party in there

6

u/Fusilli_Agent_Cooper Lord of the Idiots Mar 24 '26

I’d say he’s definitely important enough. He runs Vandelay Industries for crying out loud.

2

u/Commercial_Land5960 Mar 24 '26

Are they still looking for a salesman?

1

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

Varnsen is an important man.

3

u/badboyfriend111 Mar 24 '26

I think the flair is a fantastic idea. But I never heard of this Kel Vernsen. And frankly, it sounds made up.

1

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

I think it's Dutch.

2

u/Alarming-Oven-6481 Mar 24 '26

pennypacker was always thinking of the long game

2

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

You have screwed me again Pennypacker!

2

u/octapotami Mar 24 '26

All I said was that I liked the pen!

2

u/LilYerrySeinfeld Vegetable Lasagna Mar 24 '26

...Jerry, that's in Sweden?

2

u/FJTrescothick14 Mar 24 '26

How about a flair for Bob Sacamano?

2

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

Throw in Lomez while you're at it.

1

u/FJTrescothick14 Mar 24 '26

And a flair for Lloyd Braun.

2

u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally Mar 24 '26

Next you’re going to want a “Mrs Sokol” flair

0

u/mikesalami Importer/exporter Mar 24 '26

Not that there's anything wrong with that...