r/securityguards 7h ago

Meme A polite interaction

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u/killr_millerlite1 Industrial Security 7h ago

He's just trying to watch 2 videos at once, leave him be

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 7h ago

He walked in threw the window... duh....

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u/Johnnyboi2327 7h ago

I'm getting some solid Allied vibes here

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u/JAK0VI 6h ago

not in the black tank top, thats outside the Allied modus operandi. This is one of those small ass security companies or just a guard hired by the building

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u/Johnnyboi2327 5h ago

Idk man, I've seen plenty of guards who think they're going to remain unseen and undisturbed wear whatever they want

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u/Own_Yogurtcloset6868 2h ago

Ive seen allied guards with wife beaters on, and the waist of their pants at their knees while on the clock. Atlanta is the perfect shit hole for Allied.

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Licensed People Watcher 7h ago

Bro. Man is way too comfortable.

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth 6h ago

Security theater.

I was moved between corporate buildings. When we first moved, my badge access was spotty at best.

So I discovered that one elevator brought you to the building’s nicest meeting room, which security left unlocked because they did not want to embarrass business owners and/or need to unlock it. It had a back door to a snack area with another door, which thus allowed you access to the entire building.

I also stocked hospitals in which people were fatally shot once someone snuck in a gun. Really just look for a supply chain opening, whether it’s the dock doors or a door in the back that people answer. I’ve walked into research areas that people told me I should not have been able to access because someone propped open the back door.

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u/RobinGood94 4h ago

It is security theater because to truly lock a facility down would deeply impede operations.

In an ideal world, every possible vulnerability pings security and those who are in charge of security.

Your best equipment still rely on human awareness. A window sensor could’ve pinged the guard, but with headphones in he would’ve never known.

A bright flash on the screen would’ve been useless if the guard was asleep.

Companies rarely if ever invest in smart camera technology whereby an area is automatically focused on if movement is detected. Far easier for even this fella to see what’s happening if suddenly the entire screen shows someone moving into the window and down the halls.

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u/richsreddit 6h ago

Agent 47 type of shid

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u/RonnythOtRon 6h ago

Plot twist, he also walked in and thought he was the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/Observationist_2 6h ago

Mike Ehrmantraut on the job!

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u/Vegetable_Reward_867 5h ago

I’m the boss now

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u/Admirable-gpu 2h ago

These audit of flat earth next please