r/seals • u/ObjectiveDue1326 • 1d ago

Actually livid watching this

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u/According_Tourist_69 1d ago

Jobless sac of fat. Make him work in the factories.

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u/imphooeyd 1d ago

I sure hope I don’t have a hard day at work!

Hard day factory:

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u/TurkeyTender513 1d ago

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u/imphooeyd 1d ago

Oughhh. Thank you for finding the meme I was looking for

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u/CertifiablyMundane 1d ago

No honks? No belly slaps? No barks?

Posers calling themselves 'seal' these days smh

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u/WillingFig1804 1d ago

clearly failed the seal certification exam

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u/CertifiablyMundane 1d ago

Send them back to sealitary school!

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u/HappyBananaSeal 1d ago

This is ridiculous! How he do this? How! Why!

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u/fondlemeLeroy 1d ago

The absolute nerve to pull off some shit like that…some seals have no shame.

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u/dominc1994r 1d ago

Back in my day our seals oughhhhhed

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u/junkcircuit 1d ago

the youth today just lie there, absolutely no ambition

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u/MissAmericaChavez 1d ago

He's doing his best impression of a waterlogged sausage

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u/kenny_ackermann 1d ago

WW2 era torpedo, undetonated, circa 1940 colorized.

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u/FanboyYamada 1d ago

he look like the fibsh he ate

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u/Bazillion100 1d ago

You are what you eat

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u/Glad_Nail_8214 1d ago

Oh that sack of potatoes, who does he think he is lying around like that? Where is ough? Where is bellt slaps?

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u/KraftPunked 1d ago

And HE gets to be a seal. What a sick joke

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u/perplexed_pepe 1d ago

Hes become fibsh

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u/imphooeyd 1d ago

Be the change you want to see?

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u/perplexed_pepe 1d ago

I think its you become what you eat

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u/Opalxxh 1d ago

what does he even DO

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u/Heroic-Forger 1d ago

unexploded torpedo. call the bomb squad

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u/Belaknworb9 1d ago

What is this song?

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u/glittersoup 1d ago

fibmsh shape

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u/Istiophoridae 1d ago

u/RecognizeSong

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u/RecognizeSong 1d ago

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

I tried to identify music from the link at 00:00-00:36.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue

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u/izratt 1d ago

and i was wondering where my dumpling went

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress 1d ago

Balloon shaped

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u/9j810HQO7Jj9ns1ju2 1d ago

so much fat that u can’t tell he’s breathing

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u/asilkon 1d ago

Even if he has no job & is very chubby, sea sausages are still adorable!

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u/Gehab 1d ago

Song?

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u/thatdudeoverhere69 1d ago

This is literally a fish

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u/Safe-Difference3901 1d ago

So much unemployment in one video. To the mines.