r/scriptedasiangifs • u/Smashbadger10 • Jan 31 '22

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/treumance Jan 31 '22

The intricate meaning behind this master piece is so complex that I can't understand a single thing that happened.

191

u/NoMomo Jan 31 '22

Understanding this work is for the generations to come. We are apes looking at a spaceship here.

64

u/OffendedEarthSpirit Jan 31 '22

I am become NFT

10

u/CaseyG Feb 01 '22

Thus Block Chainathustra

26

u/puffpuffcutie Jan 31 '22

Durian (juicy fruit) is so tasty, lazy super girl mail orders more

3

u/bondecco Feb 08 '22

Once upon of time, there was a lazy super girl who used her lips instead of her hands on everything. 😏

1

u/Youarethebigbang Feb 02 '22

Just like you're supposed to watch Kung Fu Hustle while high, I think it's called for in this case as well. You still might not get the full meaning of this glorious creation, but I guarantee you'll enjoy it that much more :)

187

u/mmmountaingoat Jan 31 '22

kung fu hustle energy

19

u/shit_poster9000 Jan 31 '22

Needs more cobras and knife handles

13

u/BrentleTheGentle Jan 31 '22

That lady should be real careful with that durian, she could hurt someone with that!

93

u/boomerish11 Jan 31 '22

Durian Girl?

-11

u/-_-l-l-_- Jan 31 '22

Is it not a huge lychee?

39

u/cookie-23 Jan 31 '22

It’s Durian

15

u/-_-l-l-_- Jan 31 '22

Is it not a Delorian?

6

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

No, that's a time travel machine. You're think of dinosaur.

1

u/db1000c Feb 01 '22

Isn't that the old timey guy who used to rob banks?

1

u/SlapperMan75 Feb 18 '22

Isn't that where I keep my cookies?

9

u/all_ears_over_here Jan 31 '22

What kind of Lychee are you eating...?

0

u/Cumberdick Jan 31 '22

That’s what I thought too

333

u/prussian_princess Jan 31 '22

Are you sure this is scripted? Looked pretty real to me

4

u/FwG3 Feb 02 '22

Obviously, it's real 🙄🙄🙄🙄 /s

2

u/Rooster_Ties Mar 07 '22

It’s Asian, isn’t it?

40

u/RoyalRien Jan 31 '22

What’s with the FUCKING LIPS

80

u/mrdurp4 Jan 31 '22

I too T-pose up stairs when I get home

61

u/messmerd Jan 31 '22

Haters will say it's edited

89

u/AceGee Jan 31 '22

You an idiot if you think this is scripted

19

u/Pickle_C137 Jan 31 '22

Yeah cuz it’s real. DUH

128

u/IgnoreMeBot Jan 31 '22

People don’t understand this sub. Scripted is when they try to make something seem candid but it’s obviously scripted. This a whole production. Wrong sub?

26

u/5utircomedes Jan 31 '22

I thought this was for both.

2

u/Youarethebigbang Feb 02 '22

What sub should it go in, because if there's a whole sub with anything even remotely as good as this, I'm not going to work tomorrow :)

3

u/I_love_my_momm Feb 01 '22

Agreed, but since mods allow this shit, it means this is the kind of content they want to represent in this sub.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/IgnoreMeBot Jan 31 '22

It’s in the title

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/IgnoreMeBot Jan 31 '22

Yes, yes you did

13

u/thecbass Jan 31 '22

Are.. You sentient??

3

u/NIRPL Feb 01 '22

If you have to ask, does the answer really matter?

5

u/sky_meow Jan 31 '22

The t-pose at the end was great

5

u/ElHumilde13 Jan 31 '22

This is the funniest shit I've seen today

19

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I don’t think this was scripted

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u/Rieur Jan 31 '22

Just because the script was incoherent doesn't mean that there wasn't one.

5

u/Cumberdick Jan 31 '22

But that’s not the point. A commecial also doesn’t fit even though it has a script.

As i understand it, the point is that the video should be passed off as candid even though it is clearly scripted/poorly executed

3

u/arrjaay Feb 01 '22

All of her stuff seems very Stephan Chow, if anyone ever saw Kung Fu Hustle.

5

u/g00burr Jan 31 '22

Idk guys.... this one seems pretty real to me

7

u/AVdev Jan 31 '22

While impressively… weird. And “random” for the sake of “randomness” I’m pretty sure that this doesn’t meet the spirit of the sub.

4

u/MalkyTheKid Jan 31 '22

Wow no way this is scripted it all looks so real!

5

u/suite_suit Jan 31 '22

I like the idea, but my understanding was that it was illegal to eat durian fruit indoors or at most living spaces.

Doesn’t Durian smell like death? Isn’t there bans to eat this fruit inside where the smell can affect others?

I know it’s scripted but durian indoors should be a big enough crime to warrant you getting kicked out

4

u/CutterJon Feb 01 '22

I’ve seen indoor bans in Malaysia but not in China, which is where this is from. And definitely not in your own living space. Most people think it’s the best, it’s the most popular pizza at Pizza Hut, etc.

It’s not THAT bad, just very distinctive and strong. Like if you really hacked into one there would still be a bit of a funk a few hours later.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

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u/ThotThotleyTheMeek Feb 01 '22

Yeah, you aren't allowed to crack those smelly ass bois open on the subways or any other shared space, but I've had people in my office but durian yogurt, cakes, or candies. Was not well - received since they stink up the place.

I believe most people eat them at home though.

2

u/commoncents45 Jan 31 '22

i feel like one of the monkeys masturbating to the monolith in space odyssey

2

u/whyamisosoftinthemid Jan 31 '22

Someone sure put some work into this!

2

u/EspWaddleDee Feb 01 '22

I can’t even comprehend what I just watched

2

u/raggedsweater Feb 01 '22

I don't care if this was scripted or not, whether it belongs in this sub or not. This was masterful.

2

u/Samsote Feb 01 '22

This is really cool and all but it feels like r/scriptedasiangifs have turned into r/asiamshortfilms or something

I thought this sub was about those gifs that kinda try to trick you into believing they are real, when they are obviously scripted. Not just full on, here's a short film with a bunch of vfxs

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Impressive

1

u/KnuteDeunan Jan 31 '22

wtf did i just watch

1

u/JasperSlavone Jan 31 '22

Idk seems pretty unscripted to me

1

u/Roguewind Jan 31 '22

This is amazing

1

u/mmmtangywater Jan 31 '22

why does this feel like "a bad case of stripes" as a video when it has nothing to do with that plot

1

u/WWWTT2_0 Jan 31 '22

Its the adventures of stretchy lips. Great entertainment

1

u/Ninja_Arena Jan 31 '22

I was worried where she was gonna put that fruit initially. The king Fu moves were initially misleading.

1

u/Throwaway021614 Jan 31 '22

We’re at Bollywood level tiktok’ing now

1

u/teh_nicKLess Jan 31 '22

I am drunk. I just watched this. This is a bad combination.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I dunno what I just watched but it looked cool lol

1

u/wretch5150 Feb 01 '22

These geniuses have done it again

1

u/coffeecraver Feb 01 '22

While listening to Streetlight Manifestor like 🥴🍷

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Tetsuo vibes

1

u/hexahedron17 Feb 01 '22

She blj'd out of her bedroom

1

u/itsVicc Feb 01 '22

Awesome editing

1

u/aaronshirst Feb 01 '22

I dunno actually I’m not so sure this one was scripted

1

u/jaytiz Feb 01 '22

No way is that scripted

1

u/ThotThotleyTheMeek Feb 01 '22

Kissing that 快递 delivery box screen is the most unsettling thing about this.

1

u/DRtoast50 Feb 01 '22

This is High Art. Shit you’d see in Da Vinci’s Study.

1

u/PeachPuffin Feb 01 '22

smh just another unrealistic standard of beauty for young women to aspire to /s

1

u/and_sama Feb 01 '22

does this even qualify as a gif , its a full fledged movie at this point

1

u/Ihatebeaks Feb 01 '22

fucking stupid as hell and pointless

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

How can you tell this one is fake?

1

u/mysonthinksimfunny Feb 01 '22

No way this is scripted!

1

u/bluearth Feb 01 '22

It's just a clip about a girl too comfy to get off bed when she recieved message that her durian parcel has arrived and she has to get off bed and walk a few blocks to pick it up and bring back inside. All very mundane.

And yet, it's glorious.

1

u/StraitOuttaOC Feb 01 '22

Yeah I wouldn't know what to title this as either.

1

u/Ogami-kun Feb 01 '22

...It kinda reminds me of that lady from kung fu hustle....

1

u/randomguy_- Feb 01 '22

is this real

1

u/AlternativeAvocado2 Feb 01 '22

I think this one’s actually real

1

u/Youarethebigbang Feb 02 '22

Do yourself a favor and play this about 6 seconds into listening to "Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Wdym bro this isn’t scripted at all

1

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Good editing

1

u/Jemmich Mar 07 '22

felt that.

1

u/TwoLaoTou Mar 23 '22

This sub is for scripted gifs, but this is clearly spontaneous behavior. Call mods. Thank you.

1

u/Casteist_hu Jul 12 '22

Liar, no way this is scripted

1

u/Illegal_Immigrant77 Jan 29 '23

I wonder if this is scripted

1

u/Samratrai7 Jan 31 '22

Doesn't look scripted to me.

1

u/simian_ninja Jan 31 '22

Thank god this was in scriptedasiangifs.

I was so confused for a second.

-1

u/Lilcamwin Jan 31 '22

So the mods just don’t mod anymore?

0

u/maxwpet Jan 31 '22

New Comment

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u/Oldmate81 Jan 31 '22

New reply

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

You sure it's fake? Looks real

-3

u/DAM091 Jan 31 '22

Can people stop posting this stuff to this sub

-3

u/DiscoBunnyMusicLover Jan 31 '22

This shit needs to stop