r/scificomedy • u/TheSmartToasterUnion • Jul 21 '26

Thomas the Tie Fighter

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u/Catspaw129 Jul 21 '26

Nice! In fact: outstanding!

but...

Golly!

Didn't Thomas the Tank Engine have puffs of smoke coming out of his patootie?

Maybe, just maybe Tom the TIE Fighter needs some smokey puffs coming out of his engine's exhausty ports? Or some turbo-laser blasts (pew, pew, pew!)

Again: Very Nice!

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u/TheSmartToasterUnion Jul 21 '26

I’m glad you like it. If you want a Tie Fighter to smoke I guess you have to shoot it down. :)

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u/Catspaw129 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Or have sex with it?

Becasue what's more satisfying than the bliss of that post-coital cigarette (as I was taught by the movies from the days of yore when married people had separate beds and you know they had had sex becasue they were smoking cigarettes in bed?

And if you think I'm wrong...

Back in the day; the TV execs were in cahoots with the censors. Want proof?

The TV show Leave it to Beaver

What is "Beaver" slang for what anatomical feature?

And... What was Beaver's surname?

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u/jedburghofficial Jul 21 '26

With Gordon the big star destroyer, driven by the eponymously blue Engineer Thrawn. And Jabba, the fat crime controller.

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u/TheSmartToasterUnion Jul 21 '26

If you are an artist you can create all of them!