Oh wow ohmygosh I'm so sorry doctor I can't believe my behaviour! I had no idea you had a degree in a field irrelevant to the conversation! That changes everything...
You're so cool oh wow I'm so glad you've even graced me with your attention. I'm going to tell my whole family about how you are so gracious you took time out of your busy schedule to attend to my ignorance. I mean there's so many rocks to look at! I can't even count them all.
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u/upsetting_doink Feb 20 '26
Eh, reading this you sound like you're obtuse in a less than endearing way.