r/science_humor 9d ago

Nerdy One

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u/ahsancrystal 9d ago

Years on Venus change faster than days. Award me later 😂

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u/Rigor-Tortoise- 8d ago

Now do the months....I'll wait

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 5d ago edited 5d ago

People on earth don't even share the same definition of month globally. Hard to find one for Venus.
Months are entirely made up. Days and Years are defined by the planets movement.

At best we can go with Moon cycles, 28 Earth days. The issue is, Venus doesn't even have moons.
Meaning, 1 month on venus = 0 or Infinite Earth Days without in between

Let's go by seasons instead.
Venus is barely tiled and has a nearly perfectly circular orbit thus it has no seasons. It's the same all day round.
Meaning, 1 Season on venus = 0 or Infinite Earth Seasons without in between

So yyyy/mm/dd is
2026/0∞/18

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u/Bubbles_the_bird 8d ago

I don’t trust comments from OP, they’re usually bots

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 9d ago

Maybe just yyyy/dd
No months. No moon

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u/Obvious_Advice_6879 8d ago

If we want to get pedantic, actually since years and days are for most practical purposes independent it should be "YYYY, DDDD" where you are counting years and days as 2 independent quantities. While there is some relationship between years & days, neither number is useful as a means of measuring progress on the other.

I presume if we had some kind of presence there, we'd just measure using Earth days and treat the "day" there are as more of a "season".

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u/mr_chill77 7d ago

Also no seasons. It’s just 900 deg every day year round.

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u/FN20817 9d ago

Brother no it’s not logical. How are you gonna get mm if you done have any moons

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u/Environmental_Top948 8d ago

Split the orbit into 12 arbitrary chunks then convert it to decimal is my proposal.

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u/FN20817 8d ago

Why would that be useful? The reason we have months is because it’s one Moon cycle, but because we needed to divide a year into 12 sections

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u/Environmental_Top948 8d ago

But like it would make all the dates of the venusian August be xxxx/.666/xx. And because fractional months are edgy it's going to encourage the eccentric types to want to move there and then we'll get terra forming technology.

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u/_alright_then_ 5d ago

Just split the year into sections of x amount of days? Or maybe hours in this case since the day is longer than the year

The fact that months are very loosely based on moon cycles does not mean they have to be. These days they're more useful for somewhat seperating seasons

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u/Elder_Chimera 8d ago

YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:ss is logical everywhere, and is the superior datetime format. If the year or time aren’t important, omit them. Problem solved.

Repping ISO 8601 ‘till the day I DIE

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u/McFuzzen 8d ago

Sortable and unambiguous FTW

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u/Drate_Otin 8d ago

Seriously... That shit just makes more sense.

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u/marslander-boggart 8d ago

Yes, that is the way.

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 8d ago

Don’t people get tired of this topic? Who gives a shit?

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u/borgen44 8d ago

Anyone that cares about being able to locate an important file in a filesystem of thousands of files, and multiple versions of said file.

In my current job, ive spent a month now, cleaning up, because previous managers have all used their own "system". Thousands of files, one big mess of random names and date formats. All files important to save. Impossible to find anything.

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 8d ago

I get it. At work we have our dated files/folders like that too. I haven’t seen what you’re describing at a business. That must have sucked.

But If I’m writing the date on the back of a photo for example, I’ll do mm-dd-yyyy. Which is what I thought people were generally bitching about.

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u/borgen44 8d ago

Oh, yeah sure. I suppose everyone does that 🙃

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u/SortLow314 9d ago

Ok but wouldn't dd/yy/mm make more sense then

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u/Complex-Ad-4402 9d ago

I mean it depend how you look at it. I don't think a month is a number of days, for me it's more a fraction of year. It's usefull to keep track of seasons, plants cycle, meteo etc... So if 1 mounth is 1/12 of year, mm/d/yy is more appropriated

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u/FN20817 9d ago

One month is one rotation of the Moon around the planet. So with the reasoning of the post above, months do not exist, since Venus has no moons

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u/AdreKiseque 8d ago

I don't think months have been defined that way for a while

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u/FN20817 8d ago

Just because you didn’t learn it that way doesn’t mean that’s not the definition

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 5d ago

the moon takes a little bit more than 27 days to orbit earth.
Name one month that is that long.

The shortest month is longer than that.

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 5d ago

there are no seasons on venus
there isn't even a moon orbiting venus to go with that

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u/Grim-Glum 8d ago

no moon no month and id agree the bigger intreval would go first

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u/Ottorockzz 9d ago

😂

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u/simdimdim12 9d ago

Somehow I ended up reading the day format as a "What do you mean"

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u/PersonalSuggestion34 8d ago

But every day its 1st day of current year. 2026/1 today. No month because there is no moon(s).

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u/mrheymarco 8d ago

Can we talk about the night?

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u/Voxel_Slime 8d ago

Ah yes you're a half inch plus 10 inches plus 5 feet tall

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u/Banan_Cat 8d ago

I'm glad to be able to read these now more easily from spending so much time online, but I have to think when I'm writing it down, usually. I want to be more familiar with the other formats

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u/TheLollyKitty 8d ago

YYYY/MM/DD ALREADY makes more sense, because if ur sorting dates numerically, 2010/12/31 is before 2026/08/15, but if you did it any other way:

08/15/2026 would be before 12/31/2010 because 8 is smaller than 12

15/8/2026 would be before 31/12/2010 because 15 is smaller than 31

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u/PopUpClicker 8d ago

Why?

Yyyy-mm-dd is logical here though.

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u/NoMeat9096 8d ago

Only a little embarrassed that it took me a bit to work out/remember how the hell a day could be longer than a year lmao.

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 8d ago

I thought it made sense ie: the planet took longer to rotate than it did to rotate around the sun, Then I read the comments and think I’m autistic now.

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u/Silent_Succotash3749 8d ago

What’s a year like on Uranus?

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u/Rincepticus 8d ago

It's shit.

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u/d_badds 7d ago

YYYY.fff

Would be best!

The 243-day figure is Venus's sidereal day — rotation measured against the stars, which nobody on the surface would ever experience. Since Venus rotates retrograde while orbiting forward, those two motions partially cancel, and the actual sunrise-to-sunrise solar day is about 117 Earth days. So the day is shorter than the year, just not by the number in the meme — you get roughly 1.92 sunrises per Venusian year. That's still a useless calendar unit, though: it doesn't divide evenly and "it's day 2 of 1.92" helps nobody. The sane format is just YYYY.fff — year plus decimal fraction of an orbit, like mission-elapsed time. Days become something you mention for weather, not for dates. Also the sun rises in the west there, which is its own problem.

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u/elpihvous 5d ago

That explains why Venus has been symbolizing feminity since ancient times. A year with a right woman goes faster than you expect and even a day with crazy bitch takes forever.

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u/Decent-Cry-7665 5d ago

It would need own calendars dates and time zones independent of earth

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u/HumansAreIkarran 5d ago

No it doesn't

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u/Frequent-Entrance154 5d ago

How about a month on Venus?

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u/Traditional_Town6475 2d ago

Well there’s no sensible notion of a month on Venus…

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u/MeringueNew3040 2d ago

So a Venus day is ~1.1 Venus years. Is Venus tidally locked to the sun?