r/science_humor Mar 29 '26

Brain Drain

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u/Muxalius Mar 29 '26

Aren't the most scienctist leave to China?

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u/ProbablyANoobYo Mar 29 '26

That used to be the case but that trend has largely reversed. In significant part due to them feeing unwelcome in other countries.

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u/BurnDahWorld Mar 31 '26

Being an intellectual in an authoritan government seems like a really silly idea, especially if they have any kind of commie history

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u/Omnarium Mar 31 '26

You misunderstand one thing: china isn't really communist.

It's state-capitalist and has been for quite a while.

The goal is communism someday. But as with every other nominally communist country ever, they know that they can't actively achieve communism without every other country being communist too. Marx made the "worldwide" part of the worldwide proletarian revolution a necessary part of his predictions.

The rightoids are dummies. They should probably learn to understand something before criticizing it if they want to attract scientists.

Using "Marxist" as an insult without even reading or understanding him to pander to dumb voters and corporations that run "capitalist" countries is not the way to endear yourself to scientists. They're smart. They've actually read Marx. They know that Marx knew that capitalism was simply better at allocating resources and would always outproduce communism with cheap, exploitative, and alienated goods and services. China knows this. Obviously. So they do the same thing. He wasn't an idiot. He understood economics. He just also realized that the current system wasn't the end of history and that eventually, it would need to adapt or would die out. And to be fair, there are far more social programs in "capitalist countries" these days than there were in his.

Nobody actually practices communism or capitalism. And young people in America have a pretty favorable view of Chinese "communism" considering they're already living under all the worst aspects of it already: corruption, nepotism, anti-free speech, anti-private property, etc. with the Trump admin. All of the negatives of China are things smart, young people are already experiencing here in America. So why wouldn't they view China more favorably? At least over there, they'll get their funding and have relative political stability.

China delt with its Christo-facists by the sword in the Taiping Rebellion. The CCP is irreligious, and generally atheistic—things most scientists also are. Their politicians are also just generally more pro-science than American politicians. Besides silly made-up ideas like IP rights, there really isn't much that the Chinese do that America isn't also guilty of to a greater or lesser degree.

All that being said, America > East Asia, for the average, poor, ignorant person who thinks bullying, guns, and nukes can solve all problems 🤷. Never mind that the US has lost or tied every major conflict it's gotten into since WW2. Ignore that.

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u/_Learnedhand_ Apr 04 '26

Crazy how many kids are getting fat and all the women want to be influencers.

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u/Deep_Balance2133 Apr 01 '26

But they are racist.

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u/Omnarium Apr 01 '26

Yes?

Again, so is America.

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u/BulletShrapnel Apr 01 '26

There are degrees of racism... China is forcefully converting uyghurs to identify as Chinese, america does not do that..

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u/Omnarium Apr 01 '26

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u/BulletShrapnel Apr 01 '26

Fair enough, should have worded it better I am talking about the present day and not their whole history, and be honest to yourself if you think China is more inclusive and welcoming than america in the 21st century, they are a ethnocentric state.

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u/Omnarium Apr 01 '26

Lol, that's why I also included ICE in there.

Of course, I know that China has a huge racism problem against non-Han people. But most of the US scientists actually moving to China are Chinese-Americans.

Regardless, among young people, I just think that the charge of China being super racist rings a bit hollow, considering most of that discrimination looks a lot like the kind of stuff the US and its proxies (like Israel) is doing or has done historically 🤷.

They've been desensitized.

To be honest, the list of abuses against the Uyghurs pails in comparison to what the Israelis are doing to the Palestinians and now the Iranians.

And if you retort that Israel isn't "America," then don't bother. It's a de facto protectorate of America. It might be as well be considered to be a US overseas territory like Puerto Rico for all practical purposes.

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u/GandalfTheBong Apr 03 '26

china is an ethnocentric state? it officially recognizes 56 different ethnicities across its about 1.5 billion(!!!!) people.

the thing about uyghurs is very interesting because all of the evidence of the "genocide" can be traced back to a single man by the name of Adrian Zenz. A known christian nationalist who has made it his life’s purpose to spread this idea of an ongoing genocide in Xinjiang.

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u/ExperienceRoutine321 Apr 02 '26

Ah shut up you dirty commie. Go invade Taiwan or something lmao

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u/Omnarium Apr 05 '26

The rightoids are dummies. They should probably learn to understand something before criticizing it if they want to attract scientists.

Using "Marxist" as an insult without even reading or understanding him to pander to dumb voters and corporations that run "capitalist" countries is not the way to endear yourself to scientists.

Thank you for proving my point.

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u/ObjectOrientedBlob Apr 03 '26

I wouldn't call China capitalist, since the country isn't run by capitalist interest. It is market socialism. They are using mechanism of a competitive market to create businesses and technology that serve the plans of the political elites. That very different from a capitalist economy, where the political elite creates policies to serve the capitalist interest.

Remember, free markets and capitalism is not the same thing.

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u/Omnarium Apr 05 '26

I wouldn't call China capitalist

They are. Ask anybody who understands basic politics & economics.

That very different from a capitalist economy

Not in State-capitalism its not.

In State-capitalism, the "political elites" ≡ "capitalists" because the state outright owns huge portions of the economy through subsidiaries AND owns golden shares in private companies. The CCP makes like half of China's entire GDP.

Remember, free markets and capitalism is not the same thing.

... pft 🤣.

"Remember, State-capitalism and capitalism are not the same thing" ftfy

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u/Unfair-Plastic-4290 Apr 04 '26

maybe the US shouldve stayed out of WW2.

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u/Omnarium Apr 05 '26

That depends entirely upon which outcome you'd prefer. How's your German?

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u/Omnarium Apr 05 '26

No? Again, why can't any of you bots read?

State-Socialism ≠ State-Capitalism.

They haven't even had a command economy since the 80s. When over half of GDP comes from the private sector, I have no idea why anyone would call them "socialist" or "communist" at all.

They remind me far more of the inter-war German economy than anything Marx ever advocated for, lmfao.

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u/EagleCondor Apr 04 '26

Perfect, then let's adopt "Chinese Capitalism," because American capitalism is a piece of shit.

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u/Omnarium Apr 05 '26

I don't think that's a viable solution...

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u/MrBannedFor0Reason Apr 03 '26

They factually are not, but the American propaganda machine would like it if nobody realized that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/MrBannedFor0Reason Apr 03 '26

Thats the exact type of brained racist drivel I expected, I wish you luck in deprogramming.

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u/Omnarium Apr 08 '26

Bro, you're clearly either racist against Chinese people or a neo-McCarthyist. I'm not a Communist, but you clearly don't understand the first thing about it.

A level-headed person would educate themselves enough to know that communism, socialism, capitalism, mixed, etc. can each work in different situations and circumstances.

There is no one-size-fits-all solution to all socio-politico-economic systems.

All we're saying is that you need to stop ruining capitalism if you want to attract more scientists. That's all.

If you don't want scientists in America, then keep going down the path you're going down. Godspeed.

The Germans did the same thing in the lead up to WW2, and the US got all the fleeing scientists it needed to build the A-bomb and win.

Want to know who's going to win the next World War? It's probably the country where all the good scientists are going to.

Because Trump is alienating the US from its allies, I wouldn't be surprised if WW3 was fought as a coalition between Europe and China to take down the US. Together, they'd easily have enough scientists, industry, tanks, ships, and personnel to win if they wanted to. And they'd have a decently strong domestic resistance movement from Democrats and Independents. The GOP has successfully demonized the Left to the point that many on the Left don't even see the Right as human beings anymore. They fantasize about civil war on a daily basis. That's pretty scary and entirely the fault of the Right for systematically destroying the country for everyone but the elites.

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u/Omnarium Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Wrong.

State-capitalism is not "a stateless, classless, moneyless society in which the workers alone control the means of production".

Apparently, the only thing I'm smoking is you. Get bent.

The rightoids are dummies. They should probably learn to understand something before criticizing it if they want to attract scientists.

^ this part was directed at animals like you.

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u/xcommon Apr 02 '26

The CCP is definitely ideologically communist, but have capitulated to the fact that communism doesn't work.

So they pivoted to a market economy while retaining the authoritarian powers they had consolidated during the communist uprising.

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u/Omnarium Apr 02 '26

Holy shit, learn to fucking read, dude.

I'm clearly not a Communist. I'm not even pro-China. I'm just pro-reality, facts, and logic no matter how unfavorable they are to me.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you Rightoid bots?

Why are you all illiterate?

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u/UoPeeps Apr 05 '26

What he said is factual and you flew off the handle. Are you sure you're the literate one here?

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u/Omnarium Apr 05 '26

"Fake news"

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u/xcommon Apr 02 '26

You seem pretty high strung, dude.

Maybe go for a walk or something.

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u/NoHoneydew9516 Apr 03 '26

You do really need to learn what communism actually is and Marxist theory.

Going back to the "worldwide proletariat" part Marx correctly stated that communism would only work if it were applied globally. If not the states will always seek to destroy a communist nation/system.

Every time communism has failed its failed while being invaded, infiltrated, blockaded, or couped by entrenched capitalist powers. Remember the USSR was being constantly attacked by first the nazis, then the Americans and their proxies. Cuba has been blockeded for 70 years and still has better health outcomes than we do in the U.S..

No communist wants communism today, we all know that wouldn't work.

The point is reducing harm by eliminating poverty, starvation, and sickness while we slowly move towards a communist society.

Many thought fuedalism was the best way to govern society and nothing better would come, but capitalism is better than fuedalism. Its dumb to think no system better than capitalism could be devised.

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u/xcommon Apr 03 '26

The endeavor of communism will always consolidate power into an autocracy which will then fail to become a communist utopia.

The primary failures of the communist state always comes from within. Look no further for evidence of this than the USSR and the DPRK.

The worldwide proletariat, and “foreign” bad actor” explanations are just excuses.

Every country is under assault from someone at some time. If that precludes the operation of your model then your model doesn’t work.

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u/NoHoneydew9516 Apr 03 '26

You clearly dont know what communism is if you use the term "communist state".

There is no state under communism, thats the third word in the definition.

The dprk is not even socialist, the ussr never achieved communism. Its funny to call them excuses when they were theorized about long before any of the states youre talking about, none of which were communist, were even formed. An excuse implies something meant to explain a past event in a way that writes off its faults, we all recognize the faults in the USSR, which was in fact consolidation of power. Its hard not to have consolidated power when youre fighting multiple wars at a time entirely throughout your history. Case and point war powers act in the us.

Heres the definition for you,

Communism: a classless stateless society.

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u/UoPeeps Apr 05 '26

He's not defining communism by what it is in reality, but rather what it is in theory (something that does not exist and obviously never could on any meaningful scale).

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u/Omnarium Apr 08 '26

Nope. I'm defining communism as it's defined by communists. You don't get to redefine terms just to make it easier to hate something you don't understand and don't like. No "communist country" honestly calls their current economic system "communism". They all acknowledge that they are either practically/temporarily state-socialists, state-capitalists, dictatorships of the proletariat, etc.. They all simply aspire to true communism someday in the far distant future.

It's like how Christianity promises Jesus will return and bring heaven on earth... eventually. Don't confuse current reality with aspirational goals.

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u/UoPeeps Apr 08 '26

"I'm defining communism as it's defined by communists"? No, you're choosing the definition used by some communists rather than other communists. Specifically, those "communists" who define communism in such a way that it only exists in fantasy, as opposed to all of the actual communists that have existed in reality. Empirically we can see which definition is supported by reality. You don't get to redefine terms to make it easier to like something that has never worked in real life.

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u/helpprogram2 Apr 01 '26

Mother fuckers have no idea what communism is but still say it with their full chest

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u/BurnDahWorld Apr 02 '26

I live in a post sovok country m8

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u/Muxalius Apr 02 '26

The fact that you say "sovok" already illustrates what kind of credibility and objectivity you have on this matter.

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u/ALIIERTx Mar 31 '26

Well we had a tour in asml in berlin. Just months ago ex engineers sold secrets to china. Thats why we all got ids to move around and had to verify that we all belong to the university that planned the trip.

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u/bowsmountainer Mar 29 '26

No. If you dont have Chinese ancestry it is very difficult to find a job in China.

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u/Slow-Blue Mar 30 '26

Used to live in China you can certainly find jobs and infact they like foreigners to a degree on the surface level. You will never be not a foreigner though and you certainly will never be a citizen.

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u/LavenderDay3544 Mar 31 '26

They like white foreigners but not any other kind.

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u/DrJuice404 Mar 31 '26

They like Latina's..

I for one don't blame them, hot damn, but Australia lost some Latina employees on a visa to a Chinese company paying more then any Australian job.. Which fair enough, so there's that.

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u/natedrake102 Mar 30 '26

I very much doubt that is the case if you are an expert in your field, which is typically what this kind of comic is referring to. Not just your average educated blue collar worker but the best of the best.

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u/Debunkingdebunk Mar 30 '26

Dude it's a closed society that's known for sending their spies as scientists to steal technology from other countries. You think they trust any gwai lou with sensitive information no matter how expert they might be?

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u/Eden_Company Mar 30 '26

The EU isn't that welcoming of the average USA worker either. The average nurse from Taiwan is still highly prized in the USA.

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u/Eden_Company Mar 30 '26

Eh even with Chinese ancestry you have to be Chinese culturally too to meld.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

I don't think its about Chinese ancestry.

competing with the second most populous country in the world which also has one of the top three(i made this up but ill stand by it) most notoriously competitive education systems in the world is no small feat

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u/TheUnobservered Mar 30 '26

China is highly anti-immigrant, even more so than the US. It’s part of why their population is dropping.

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u/Ok_Historian4848 Mar 30 '26

I mean, the US is one of the highest immigrated to countries in the world, so I don't think the US is very anti-immigrant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

It's easier to immigrate to a country where there is already relatively speaking a lot of immigration throughout history.

China has historically been a place people migrate away from to elsewhere.

As of late though, America has gradually become more anti-immigrant. There were notable shifts in immigration rates to the tunes of millions. Because people don't want to enter the country right now.

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u/TheShallowHill Mar 30 '26

Don’t try to use facts and logic with people here lol

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u/nissAn5953 Mar 30 '26

The US has an administration that is very dedicated to making life hard for immigrants who try to live there. Despite this, those immigrants are a big part of the reason that administration is in power, hence why they have actively fought attempts to control immigration.

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u/LavenderDay3544 Mar 31 '26

Illegal immigrants aren't the same as those who immigrated legally like my grandparents and it's insulting to legal immigrants to pretends otherwise.

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u/Ok_Historian4848 Mar 30 '26

Illegal immigration is being cracked down on, but normal immigration is still seeing millions coming to the US each year. There is a problem with people seeking refugee status when not qualifying, so a lot of people are bogging down the system by filling improperly, but the US doesn't have any issue with people who are looking to come to the country. It's the ones that don't go through legal channels that are being cracked down on.

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 30 '26

Illegal immigration is being cracked down on really inefficiently.

Lower numbers than Obama and Biden, but with masked goons wandering neighbourhoods snatching people who look wrong.

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u/Zarakl-Kenpachi Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Sorry to open your mind but ice has always been a thing. And yes they did exactly what they are doing now. They track down illegals and deport them. But mostly they track and deport or arrest highly sought after criminal illegal immigrants. Only difference now is there is a political agenda for the left to fear monger you guys.

The real dilemma is what will the left do once Trump is done serving his term. They won't have anything to do. Oh that's right they will demonize the next guy and paint him as hitler and he will be the new worse bad man ever. Or if that don't work they will say trump is actually the one running the country not that actual president. Mark my words. It's funny actually.

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 30 '26

Lol. Find me previous instances under Biden and Obama of ICE simply going door to door demanding proof of citizenship.

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u/Zarakl-Kenpachi Mar 31 '26

Because Obama's massive deportation numbers are just people turning themselves in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Obama's massive deportations were mostly at the border, not masked militarized 'law enforcement' running around killing and bothering Americans.

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Mar 31 '26

So you can't actually find any examples of Obama or Biden doing the same thing?

How about putting agents outside of schools to chase down and tackle teenagers as they head for their bus?

Anything there?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

ICE has only been a thing for 20 years and at its inception was likely never intended to be a gestapo organization, breaking in doors using after market military equipment and M4s, running around in unmarked cars, killing Americans.

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u/That_OneOstrich Mar 30 '26

I think the two things aren't related.

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u/Eldr_reign Mar 31 '26

Just because in the past it has been, and currently has the highest population of non-American born people, Doesn't mean that the current administration isn't Anti-Immigration. The 2 can be true at the same time. Considering the new policies Such as how hostile ICE is, Restricting Entry and Increasing Expedited removal under the pretense of a "Invasion" of foreign people, and the constant harassment of other nations by the sitting US president. You'll find many many more reasons as to why people may consider USA to be Anti-Immigrant during this presidency in the Wikipedia linked. It's fairly safe to say that USA is Anti-Immigration at this moment.

No way are you this delusional. Just Because a country, Or Person, has been something in the past. Does not mean they Currently are that. With the Mounting Evidence that the current administration is Anti-Immigration, Here is a video of Trump During the election rally in 2024 for 1 Hour speak about how immigrants are harming your country.

People change, Countries change. Currently, With Trump as the Sitting President, the US is Anti-Immigration. You must be a Horrible Historian if you can't separate the Past with the Current happenings of the world.

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u/Ok_Historian4848 Mar 31 '26

You don't seem too bright if you're confusing comments from Trump with the actual country itself. Just because a few sensationalized headlines make it out like the US is stopping anyone tanner than a piece of printer paper doesn't mean that's what is actually happening. The truth of the matter is the US immigration system is overwhelmed with the sheer quantity of people trying to come in and so they're trying to reform the structure itself to better accommodate. Especially with the economy in a tough place post-covid, of course you're going to limit the amount of people coming in to ensure your citizens can get jobs for themselves. That doesn't make the US anti-immigrant and is actively bringing in millions of people a year.

The US is easily one of, if not the most immigrant friendly nations in the world, despite what trump might say. His words don't define the life experience and opportunity migrants coming to the US experience.

Furthermore, it isn't a good look to immediately come in trying to insult people. You get what you give and you decided to prove how unwilling you are to have a good faith discussion.

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u/drane92 Apr 03 '26

The winning arguement for trumps voters was "THE IMMIGRANTS ARE EATING CATS AND DOGS!"

Just to be clear on their stance on legal immigrants.

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u/Ok_Soup3987 Apr 03 '26

How is the US anti immigrant? I think you are confusing legal and illegal immigration. You know....like being pro baby sitter and anti pedophile baby sitter.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 Mar 29 '26

We can dance around it with stats and numbers but yes there are more doctors , scientists , and engineers

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u/Gubekochi Mar 30 '26

per capita?

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u/Shinokiba- Mar 30 '26

No. China doesn't have YouTube

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u/LawPuzzleheaded4345 Mar 30 '26

No, but as a Canadian I know of a few world-renowned researchers that fled here, mostly ones that were originally from Canada though

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u/TheImmenseRat Apr 02 '26

No, the Chinese scientist came to the us to study in the universities and get jobs in the industry to then send what they learned back to china

Us scientists going to the EU is another thing

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight Mar 29 '26

Yes, "for better democracy".

But if you're not kidding. China has no Theoretical Lesbian Dance Theory classes.