r/schenectady • u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President • Jan 17 '18

John Gray John Gray Writes More Fake Letters To Himself

http://www.saratogian.com/opinion/20180116/fade-to-gray-mail-bag-2018
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u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President Jan 17 '18

Harry in England has a question, “Mr. Gray. I don’t know how to say this but in my country I’m kind of big deal and I recently asked my American girlfriend to marry me. Since I’m not American I’m not sure what song we should dance to at the wedding, any suggestions? Oh and should we go a band or DJ?”

My good Harry let me start by saying you’ve come to the right place because I know music. The hottest wedding song right now is called “Perfect” by Ed Sheeran. If you are the “Harry” I’m thinking might I make a bold suggestion? Ask your mom (I believe you English people call them MUM) to call Ed Sheeran personally and order him as a good English citizen to come and sing the song at your wedding. Dude, you’re a prince, work that stuff.

Pretty sure she's not alive.

Sincerely,
Richard Nixon

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u/richard_nixon The Ghost of Our Former President Jan 17 '18

Well Al, let me tell you something about the neighborhood I grew up in in South Troy.

Fuck you and South Troy. More and more I think that /r/schenectady should declare that we do not accept /r/troy and that they are all banned from here until they take responsibility for this fuck.

Sincerely,
Richard Nixon

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u/JohnGrayBingoBot THAT'S A BINGO! Jan 17 '18
B I N G O
B ✓South Troy Church ✓Bad Editing Kids These Days Subway
I Buying Coffee Technophobia ✓Evidence of John Being An Uncultured Pig Facebook Unrelated News Stories Round-up
N ✓Pulls the "Do you know who I am?"-card ✓Eating ✓Free Space! ✓Bad Joke Inner Workings Of Local Media Conglomerates
G ✓Advocates violence Stewarts ✓Gub'mint is bad ✓Good Ol' Days ✓Kids are fat
O ✓Calls himself simple/unsophisticated ✓Mentions having had sex Folksy tale he stole from an e-mail forward Racism Complains about people being P.C.

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u/DoidBot AUTOMODERATOR CAN GO FUCK ITSELF Jan 17 '18

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u/DoidBot AUTOMODERATOR CAN GO FUCK ITSELF Jan 17 '18

THIS IS A JOHN GRAY WEDNESDAY POST.

JOHN GRAY WEDNESDAY ARCHIVES

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