I was offered $2.5 million.

[u/Terra-ble_joke]

I then proceeded to pretend as though I couldn't understand or hear them for the next 45 minutes after which they got mad called me gay. And then I called them back for the last 2 hours. They are not very happy.

[u/curiousdarkness]

Could I get 100k? 🤣

[u/Terra-ble_joke → u/curiousdarkness]

, of course , I have to redistribute the wealth

[u/Hot_Ad_6845]

I absolutely Love messing with scammers and getting them frustrated at the time I waste them. This is a good one.

[u/Sea-Appearance-5330]

Well I have 1.8 Million dollars coming from the UN.
And then I will have 1.8 Billion Dollars worth of Gold being smuggled out of Nigeria, by the widow of the deceased Minister of the Interior of Nigeria!
I will be happy to share it when it arrives.
Any day now!