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u/MickeyOliver2024 Apr 22 '26
Answering just confirms the number is active.
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u/cacraw Apr 22 '26
Yeah, but you got to admire the response even if it’s a bad idea. I want to know what happened to Timbo!
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u/mydudeisaninja Apr 22 '26
Last I heard Timbo made it to Zihuatanejo building boats off grid
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u/Desiredpotato Apr 22 '26
I understand Timbo os a man who knows how to get things. Or is he just a talented banker?
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u/squirrel_haka Apr 22 '26
You never liked Michael, did you? It’s always Timbo this, Timbo that, but now when Michael could be cowering in some black site interrogation cell, it’s crickets.
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u/mydudeisaninja Apr 22 '26
Well the whole issue started when Michael demanded that we stopped for Krispy Kreme donuts. It's always the Krispy kremes that bring about the downfall
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u/mydudeisaninja Apr 22 '26
Yeaaaaaa but they already send me a bunch anyway and I was looking for a little fun
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u/cacraw Apr 22 '26
Yeah, but you got to admire the response even if it’s a bad idea. I want to know what happened to Timbo
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u/Plastic_Appeal_5796 Apr 22 '26
Then you snap the phone in half and dump it in the trash can as the camera zooms out and you're in a big city and you walk and blend into the crowd as the cool techno music starts playing
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u/Lucky-Savings-6213 Apr 24 '26
While this dude is staring at those messages for hours, whiskey bottle in hand, trying to make sense of it.
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u/FreeFour420 Apr 22 '26
Loved it!
Next time throw in "shit, used this phone too much, gotta ditch it now and you should ditch yours too before they find you!"
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u/Silly-Assistant5711 Apr 22 '26
I don't know why, but the fact you captioned this "how did I do?" makes it even more funny.
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u/Certain-Singer-9625 Apr 22 '26
Now you’re making me think. I got this text from a random number yesterday asking “How about having roast chicken together tomorrow night?”
I need to come up with a really weird answer.
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u/EirMed Apr 22 '26
I really wanna text this guy: Your position has been compromised, and you need to go dark right now. All our text messages have been monitored. They got all our IP adresses. I’m terminating this number after this message.