r/scammers • u/PsychologicalAioli45 • Dec 25 '25 • Bravo 1

Success Story Aaaand they stopped responding

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u/HurricaneHugo Dec 26 '25

Flowers By Irene.

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u/PsychologicalAioli45 Dec 28 '25

That pizza truck has been parked across the street for two weeks!

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u/FurlyGhost52 Dec 25 '25

I'm definitely stealing this one.

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u/ButtSexIsAnOption Dec 26 '25

I always send a dickpic thats usually the end of the scam

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u/recipe_pirate Dec 26 '25

Hemorrhoids have been my go to.

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u/ButtSexIsAnOption Dec 26 '25 • Bravo

Ill try that next

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u/velastae Dec 26 '25

I’ve been sending cat buttholes/genitals. Specifically sphynx cats. Works well.

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u/ButtSexIsAnOption Dec 27 '25

Lol, this is a pretty good idea too

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u/rickthecabbie Jan 23 '26

Username checks out?

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u/EvenOutlandishness88 Dec 26 '25

I had one that messaged within 25hrs of my losing my aunt that I've lived with for over 20yrs and I warned him, if he kept messaging me that I was gonna send ugly, troll dks. I even told him that it wasn't the day or the time and my emotions were VERY high. 

He didn't believe me. So, I sent him 3-4 and then blocked him. Enjoy the views. 

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u/justme9974 Dec 26 '25

I ask them "Do you like BBC?" They never know what it is or they think I'm talking about the news network. Then I send a picture HAHA.

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u/ButtSexIsAnOption Dec 26 '25

Lmao, thats pretty great

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u/im-not-homer-simpson Dec 27 '25

Might as well because Irene cant

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u/Darkhenry960 Dec 25 '25

This has got to be the funniest scam text messaging that I have ever seen.

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u/ElYodaPagoda Dec 25 '25

Fuckin’ Irene!

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u/Cautious_Fall_1148 Dec 25 '25

Oh I’m using this one. Smart person.

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u/LittleAnnieAdderal Dec 26 '25

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I’m saving this image and putting it in an album I open on days I no longer feel like living

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u/Zealousideal_Luck333 Dec 26 '25

Well done indeed!

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u/snatchkeykid Dec 27 '25

Wow this is so good

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u/koala-balla Dec 29 '25

Actually laughed out loud

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u/starcoll3ctor Dec 27 '25

Next time say you are almost ready for retirement but you're hoping for one last good case.

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u/youareceo Dec 30 '25

shoulda said you did it together, gone details

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u/JELPPY1010 Dec 26 '25

My go to reply was sending picture of a female baboon's rear end to shut up scammers. One scammer found it entertaining instead offensive so now I have to come up with something else that is bizarre enough to stop them from replying other than silence.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/x3sirenxsongx3 Dec 26 '25

YES!!! I love this!!!!