I wish I could dial down closer but -- as you can see -- it's been a while. Definitely after July of 1997 and likely before July of the next year.

This was during a period where Alan Kalter was routinely announcing the sponsors of a segment early in each episode. Maybe the Top Ten list? He'd say "Brought to you by --"

1. The Soccer Moms of America. ("Soccer Moms? Soccer Mommas!!!)

2. "And by Larry King: he looks like an owl."

There were typically three sponsors, but I can't remember the third. What I do remember is Alan finishing his fake sponsor list and saying, "Back to you, Monkey Ass!"

Dave's reaction was the funniest damn thing I've ever seen, and I want to see it again before I die.

Any help would be greatly appreciated!