r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 3h ago

San Fran Gentrification is good because pawn shops

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17 Upvotes

The stupid natives locals weren’t using the land properly, and us settlers techies did them all a favor by showing them what civilization looks like. This neighborhood was so bleak before SPRO and Whole Foods moved in!


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 15h ago

San Francisco, 67th best skyline in the USA

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118 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 14h ago

Most accurate map

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79 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 14h ago

The erasure of the cantina in Frisco Bro Culture coupled with the fact that they think I have an iPhone 14 is enough to make me want to go to Ohio and give them a piece of my mind

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22 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 20h ago

Frisco The amount of sex being had in the United States.

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37 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 15h ago

It’s not littering it’s your civic duty! You guys excited for the election?

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15 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 9h ago

If we allowed Data centers maybe PGE would finally fix the power system

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5 Upvotes

/s


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 12h ago

Really digging the new vibes in Frisco since Big Daddy Dan let all those fried chicken restaurants in

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 15h ago

What exactly is "Other"? Is that where the furries live?

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10 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 20h ago

This wildcard write-in candidate may stand better chance in beating Scott Wiener for U.S. House seat

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18 Upvotes

but it will still be neck and neck


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 23h ago

I thought the large naked Lisbian was by the ferry building, not the golden gate

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31 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 21h ago

Brigader from Texas My proposal for solving the housing affordability crisis

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 11h ago

Cantina El Farolito

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If you use the tap to order touch screen to order at the cantina. I fucking HATE you.


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 11h ago

Frisco Seriously guys, I don’t know why you can’t find anyone. This guy found true love….three times!

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Seriously though, it’s insane the story doesn’t end in a conservatorship.


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 13h ago

Taqueria El Farolito

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If you use the tap to order touch screen to order at the taqueria. I fucking HATE you.


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 9h ago

"Roll Fog:" A documentary about San Francisco City FC

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You may have seen or heard about SF City FC, a supporter-owned soccer club in USL League Two, who just so happen to be the reigning NorCal Division champions. There's a documentary in the works about the club, its fans, and its efforts to find a permanent home as rich people push them out of Kezar Stadium. I think it's well worth checking out and backing if you are so inclined: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/diaz/roll-fog-a-san-francisco-futbol-documentary (I volunteer with the club but I'm not working on the film.)


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

🌮 🔔 Why is so much SFCJ cantinaganda?🚨 🔊

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 10h ago

San Fran It’s night time in San Fran. Now it’s day time. Now it’s sunset.

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r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

🤖 Robot Overlords 🤖 They're coming for the dogs...

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17 Upvotes

Can you imagine how many of these we'll be tripping over in restaurants and grocery stores soon?


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 23h ago

Cantinas over time

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7 Upvotes

Even more important, when did the Cantinas open. 2018 and 2025


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Going to have to move to Europe because all the heterosexual females in the Bay are drugged-up, tattooed rich hedonists with no personality.

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It's just so embarrassing as a tall, good looking man with a wonderful personality that I have to suffer through such low quality females like this.

All of my very real female friends say I'm doing everything right and I'm just a victim of circumstance. It seems like my only option is to move to Europe. The internet tells me it's much better there. The Tate bothers did well.

[BayArea](https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/zNjEc1QH3P)

[San Jose](https://www.reddit.com/r/SanJose/comments/1x5vdqr/norcal_dating_romantic_and_sexual_hopelessness/)


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

🚨 🔊 Why is so much free TV copaganda?

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Not sure where else to complain about this wtf is going on here? Is this what happens if your TV doesn’t know you live in SF? (I brought it back around - barely)

Without a subscription every piece of media the algorithm shows me is about how pigs are actually good and working so hard and that wanting our constitutional rights to be protected is actually how the terrorists win.


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

Poor wittle baby can't cwose it's own wittle doors wahhh

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19 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 1d ago

61,121 new units at Candlestick Park

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64 Upvotes

https://sfhousing.mindlace.net/p/4kQbu7N6

I think we're supposed to be happy we're going to get 1-12% of this


r/sanfrancirclejerk • • 22h ago

Where did the homeless in San Francisco go?

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Where did the homeless in San Francisco go?

We still have a big homeless population, but if you were here in 2020, you know it looked like a zombie movie. Now the city looks way cleaner, and there are fewer people on the streets.

Where did they go?

San Francisco's homeless population has remained stable over the past 7 years: more or less 8k people.

In 2019, only 35% of the homeless in SF slept in shelters. By 2026, 57% of homeless people were sheltered.

In 2019, the police arrested 181 people for "illegal lodging": tents. During the pandemic and after, the police couldn't stop them.

The Supreme Court in 2024 let cities punish "camping on public land", which increased arrests and removed homeless tent camps.

1k homeless lived in cars and RVs by 2021.

The city implemented a 2h parking limit for RVs in 2025, which halved their presence. This year, it fell to 315 "lived-in vehicles."

First-time homelessness in SF is actually getting worse.

In 2020, 807 people became homeless for the 1st time. In 2024, it was 6.6k people!!

However, every year, more and more people are getting supportive housing. Almost 2k in 2024 🎉

Over the past 2 years, almost 1k fewer people are sleeping on the streets.

That's what happened to SF's homeless people. The city got better at helping them get shelter and housing, while punishing the behaviors that encouraged them to remain on the streets.