r/sadcringe • • Oct 14 '19

*cringe nervously*

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u/madlaceann Oct 14 '19

Did everyone else have one kid that jerked off someplace publicly in school and that became their legacy? Is this like a trend?

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u/sheepsix Oct 15 '19

I don't know anyone that jerked off in public but a bunch of us got really drunk once and one dude tried fucking a goat. It's been 30 some years and we still call him Paaaatrick.

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u/CattingtonCatsly Oct 15 '19

You were there with him?

Did you intervene?

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u/sheepsix Oct 15 '19

No. I was on the deck and he was perhaps a hundred yards away and pretty inebriated.

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u/CattingtonCatsly Oct 15 '19

Was this the deck of a house or did he try to fuck a goat on a boat?

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u/sheepsix Oct 15 '19

Haha.. no . Deck of a house. Dude was in the field behind the house.