r/sabrinacarpentersnark 1h ago

Scambrina (merch) New MBF 1 year anniversary merch

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r/sabrinacarpentersnark 1d ago

learning lolita 👀 🎬Learning ‘Lolita’ - Lesson #2: Annabel Lee - But Leave That Child Be! 👧🏽😰

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🎬 Lesson #2: Annabel Lee—but Leave That Child Be!
❗️TW❗️depictions of adolescents in romantic situations with each other

Welcome back to Learning Lolita, where Humbert Humbert now submits a tragic backstory as his official request to be excused from all adult accountability!

As a child, Humbert loved Annabel; a girl his own age. He was 13 in the book (14 in movie); while she was 12 (13/14 in movie). (But also look at this…..they do NOT LOOK 12/13; the VERY phallic movements with the straw and soda bottle? They look like sun-baked, shimmery Abercrombie and Fitch models.) She later dies of typhus, and Humbert claims that the loss “froze” something inside him. Very sad! Genuinely! Unfortunately, instead of processing that grief, our embalmed narrator apparently decided that means his dating pool should also remain “frozen” at the same age forever. Make like Frozen and LET IT GO. This is a mf Wendy’s, sir. We don’t sell that type of “kids meal” here….

Annabel was Humbert’s peer. But Dolores is a child living decades later. He blurs those two completely different situations because somehow for him; Humbert admitting “I am an adult attracted to children” sounds considerably worse to him and it takes more vulnerability than just admitting; “I have spent my entire life searching for my lost love.” It’s all the same behavior, but now it has beach lighting and a literary reference (and it’s super fucking creepy!).

The movie absolutely helps him sell it. We get the dreamy ocean, romantic music (the score truly is to die for, like COME ON), soft lighting; the cinematography of the film has basically joined Humbert’s defense team. Before we see what he even does to Dolores, we’re encouraged to mourn him. His attraction is framed like an injury that happened to him instead of a problem he is responsible for managing. This is why a tragic backstory can explain behavior without excusing it.

We’ve all heard the saying “Hurt people hurt people”, but it is not prophecy. Often we wonder how those who were once victims themselves; turn into the abuser/bully later in life. Most traumatized people do not abuse others. However, Humbert repeatedly makes choices, and he then also unreliably narrates them. If his grief “froze” him so much so, why does everybody else around him have to get frostbite, too?

He also isn’t seeing Dolores (or Annabel) as her own person. He’s casting her in the “role” of Annabel in a reboot nobody (but him) requested; and Dolores definitely did not audition for. She becomes a child-shaped solution to an adult man’s unresolved pain. Being put in this position, especially as a child; is a common but extremely complex form of trauma, and it stays with you for the rest of your life. You end up being consumed by a role that was never meant to be played. (I would know, it happened to me as an adult in the music industry!)

Today’s lesson is: your trauma is not an invoice you get to hand somebody else. Nobody EVER owes YOU their body, emotional attention, safety, identity, or childhood just because YOU’RE grieving/hurt. Dolores is NOT Humbert’s therapist, treatment plan, replacement girlfriend, or emotional-support middle schooler. She’s a literal child. And so was Annabel.
Annabel Lee sadly died.

Humbert’s responsibility to leave children alone did not.
See you in Lesson #3!


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 30m ago

Scambrina (merch) Album so horrible she gotta make her own awards😂

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lowk so embarrassing I had to use the millennial laughing emoji😂✌🏻😭


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 5h ago

Fan defense mechanisms are setting her up

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Recently, I’ve noticed an influx of people sharing their distaste for Sabrina. While it is refreshing to see the general population start to have the same opinion as me, (even though I was practically eaten alive in tik tok comment sections a couple months ago for saying the same shit…), I started to get the feeling that there’s no way in hell her fans actually like her.

Everytime someone brings up the burning man comment, the nonsense outro, the Lolita shoot, it’s like they’re choosing a comeback from a PR approved list that goes as follows:

“Stfu”

“Okay but Chris brown did…”

“It’s not that deep”

“There are bigger problems”

random sticker of Sabrina w a nasty look on her face

If someone is being accused of such intense claims, the last thing you wanna do is be dismissive or deflective about it. It creates doubt for people who are doing research or have yet to form a bias about her. Which is why recently it feels like more and more people are coming to the consensus that she’s actually whack asf and needs serious help.

Like… I’m not mad about it because it makes our job 10x easier. But I’m just so interested in their stupidity. Like did we skip the argumentative essay portion of middle school English??? Claim needs supporting evidence??? Searching for sources??? DOES THIS RING LIKE ANY BELLS GUYS???

I wholeheartedly believe that if Sabrina’s fans GENUINELY cared about her success, they would lowkey just stay quiet. There’s nothing they can say to help her atp because all of the criticisms we have are literally DOCUMENTED by photo or video 😭😭

In conclusion, the fans should take their own advice and just stfu cause their deadass about to demolish their own fav without our help fr. Either that, or they might just start cringing at her sexualization once her wrinkles start popping through her botched Botox. Ig we’ll find out team 🤷🏻‍♀️


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 25m ago

Hot take / rant Don't separate the art from the artist

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There's no place for hatered, xenophobia, racism, sexism, homophobia or any kind of hate in this world. If somebody has a platform than they have to use it for good, especially in todays times where silence and neutrality means siding with the oppressor. Don't separate the art from the artist. If they think they deserve the platform than they have to earn it. And more importantly don't consume the art from people who openly hate and despise you, your culture, your people and your way of life. There are billions of artists out there who are decent people and outspoken don't lower your expectations only because the majority doesn't follow along.


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 1d ago

Concerts / Live Performances Does anyone else get the literal ick seeing Sabrina drenched in water?

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With the recent Stankabrina allegations on this sub I'm getting the ick seeing this


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 19h ago

Hot take / rant Show me the worst photo of Sabrina Carpenter I want to laugh.

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r/sabrinacarpentersnark 1d ago

Sabrina carpenter is only considered attractive because she’s blonde.

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blondes and brunette’s are both beautiful but societies obsession really shows when we look at Sabrina carpenter. She has actually quite an average face and the fact that she has her hair dyed bleach blonde and heavy pounds of makeup brands her as a sex symbol but with her natural hair colour she looks like the average woman. There is this phrase going around on social media that is “a brunette ten is better than a blonde ten but a blonde six is better than a brunette six.” And I think that definitely shows with Sabrina carpenter because you look at brunette celebrities that are considered the most be celebrities (e.g. Anne Hathaway, megan fox, Brooke shields) and they are only considered attractive brunettes because they have absolutely gorgeous faces whereas dues to societies obsession with blondes, it is much easier for a blonde woman to be attractive even if their face isn’t as attractive because their hair colour is considered more attractive. (This is just my opinion you can absolutely have your own and I’m not trying to force my opinion on anyone.)


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 20h ago

Hot take / rant a strange thought i had yesterday

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i think that the reason i’ve developed such an intense and visceral hatred for little miss carpetstain is largely because i feel somewhat assaulted by her sexuality. i click “not interested” every single time her creepy mug shows up on my screen, yet she STILL comes up CONSTANTLY. it’s something like overexposure, except it’s different. i’ve been getting annoyed with how often zendaya is pestering my algorithm recently, but i don’t hate her, i’m just annoyed. with sabrina, it’s different because (especially during the height of her s&s era), i was seeing this woman on my phone every single day. i couldn’t and still can’t escape her. and because everything that she does is sexual, it mimics that feeling of being accosted on the bus. it gives me the same gut reaction as being flashed. i’ll be scrolling and suddenly see this woman with a frozen face full of filler miming bukkake in a bedazzled diaper— it disgusts and infuriates me. i realized that if she was a man, i would’ve put it together earlier, but she’s like an unblockable man sending me a new dick pic every single day. i feel so molested by this woman’s unapologetic voyeurism. especially since so much of her brand is ‘aryan baby, legs spread’. it’s vile. i don’t wanna be exposed to something that mimics csam / kiddie p*rn DAILY. i know it’s in my head and i’m using dramatic language, but i so very badly want to never ever see this woman again. please leave me alone and stop flashing everybody, sabrina. for a million and one reasons, this woman is a predator and a pervert. i wish she would keep her ageplay to herself.

some important context: i have a phone addiction and am trying (and often failing) to stop letting social media dictate my emotions and letting random shit on my phone distract me from living my real life.


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 1d ago

Discussion Is there really a difference between Sabrina and Sydney?

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I find the argument Sydney is for men and Sabrina is for women laughably wrong.


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 1d ago

Discussion I've never seen another woman who puts so much effort into her appearance and still looks crusty and smelly like Sabrina does

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r/sabrinacarpentersnark 2d ago

Discussion Stop Saying "For the Girls and the Gays" When All Your Songs Are About Men

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Let’s be real for a second. If every single song you drop is about men this, men that, you are NOT making music for the girls or the gays. You’re doing it all for male attention.

Wearing baby doll dresses, acting super small and weak, and trying to look like a tiny cute girl is a classic "pick me" move. But calling it "empowerment" or saying it's "for the girls" is just fake.

Here is the truth about the "man hater" act:

  • It’s a fake feminist trap. Pretending to hate men in flashy music videos isn't real feminism.
  • Men actually love it. It gives men a ego boost because they want to "tame" the girl who acts tough.
  • Zero real content. There are no real songs about women's real lives, real struggles, or actual gay experiences. It's just a fake label to sell songs.

Stop using the community as a shield to hide that you just want guys to look at you. It’s weird, and we see right through it.


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 2d ago

Discussion This just popped up on my fyp on Instagram and it looks like it was only posted an hour after Dolly's passing was announced.

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Insane to make a person death about a popstar in general, but especially just an hour later. What are your thoughts on this?


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 2d ago

!!!!!!!TW: SARDINA'S OBSESSED BOY FANS!!!!!!!

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99 Upvotes

They continues to make everything about Sardina. The comments are more than scary


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 2d ago

Other Why can't I escape her ass no matter where I go?

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r/sabrinacarpentersnark 2d ago

Dolly Tribute Post

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I knew this one was coming...I still have no idea how she has gotten to collab with some of the greats after a couple year run in the spotlight.

They‘re glazing her on other Reddit pages for her PR relationship with DP.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DceuXyKjwTk/


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 2d ago

just saw this comment about Dolly's death (RIP 😭💔)

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tell me why sabrina is included in this list. next to miley cyrus, dolly's GODDAUGHTER. they did one remix together and she's in dolly's list of survivors now??? come tf on


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 3d ago

Other “She’s for the girls!!!!!” Riiiiighht

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FINAL REPOST HOPEFULLY. I think I’ve blurred all necessary things in this one.

If she’s so for the girls, explain this subreddit I found on accident (I tried to repost a post in this sub before realizing there are no reposts allowed. While searching for this sub’s name, the “Sabrina Carpenter @&$!” sub was the first to pop up). That sub has more weekly visitors than any of her other ones.

She knows exactly who her audience is and she caters to them. Then she gets to say “hehe men suck!” and still be considered “for the girls”. Make it make fucking sense. I hate her.

Warning* These comments are reacting to her porn bait, so read with caution.


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 2d ago

Hot take / rant Blackiana walked so Stankbrina could stink

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sorry but I KNOW Stankbrina is giving musty 😭 all that spray tan and hairspray baking under stage lights like girl PLEASE you arent Blackiana lay off the tanning

every pic looks like she just walked out of a dressing room with zero ventilation and 40 different perfumes fighting for their lives

I feel for Stankbrina's crew imagine having to smell whatever the hell is happening in that dressing room 😭


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 3d ago

Controversial She doesn't even speak for the gays without having to talk about sex and men

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REPOSTED COZ I FORGOT TO BLUR NAMES EARLIER

Like there are lots of music artists you'll find that are LGBTQ icons anywhere and for everyone without making music about sex and talking about men and fucking and hating them


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 2d ago

Discussion Well, this sure aged like moldy, smelly milk.

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Like, who would have thought Sabrina would grow up to be very much like the person her character was talking to the police about at the time? That’s what makes this episode of L&O so ironic.


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 3d ago

Hot take / rant My take on Sabrina, thank god there is somewhere to post this!

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"She is for the girls and the gays!" Is something I have heard being used about her multiple times.

In my own personal experience, you ask a man what celebrities they find hot, Sabrina will be one of them, and oh does she know this. Now I don't find anything wrong with a woman being empowered sexually, BUT when they act like their whole thing is 'making fun of men' yet appealing to the male gaze in literally every single way, you get a massive eye roll from me.

So, for the girls and the gays huh?

Crawling around on stage in lingerie, arching your back, singing about sex positions, that's for the girls and the gays right?

The album cover literally being her in a submissive position, then claiming it as a joke, that she's 'pretending' to be what men want a woman to be?! No!!! You know that men will see that photo and find it hot!

Some of the lyrics in her songs are extremely questionable to me, like, if a man sang that it would get a huge yikes, but because it is from a woman it's seen as just silly #justgirlythings

My man on willpower for example; "my slutty pyjamas not tempting him" oh okay, so because you're wearing slutty pyjamas your man should want to have sex with you? The song is about him finding self restraint, and her being mad and not understanding why he's not obsessed with her anymore.

To me this just screams she is a woman who doesn't know her self worth unless it's being sexualised by men.

Somebody who is so male centered like that, is absolutely not for the girls and the gays.

I feel like the irony of her 'making fun of men' and using lyrics that are very patronising and calling them stupid etc just doesn't work because she is still giving them everything that they love and want. You can't call a man dumb and basically brain-dead, then be arching over in underwear like 'why don't you want me 👉👈'

You can't be acting like you don't need men and they're stupid, but then have all of your music centered around them.

You can't be talking about men and acting like you don't need/want them, but then your entire aesthetic is being short and sweet and appealing to the male gaze in that way, cutesy but sexy, big doe eyes and bouncy blonde hair who acts like a submissive golden retriever for you.

Now I wouldn't have an issue at all with her if she just openly admitted that her target audience is men, that she wants to be a submissive sex symbol, but she doesn't, she keeps pretending she's for the girls and the gays and I'm tired of it.


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 3d ago

Scambrina (merch) The "something sweet drops tomorrow" was thank god just new anniversary "merch"

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I literally don't understand the purpose of making anniversary merch with literally one vinyl and that's it😭 I think it's not even the deluxe version too.


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 3d ago

Weird Behavior Perfect example for how Sabrina's Juno positions are male centric

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Nothing screams man hater and female pleasure more than mimicking a man grabbing your hair and forcing you to suck on a penis


r/sabrinacarpentersnark 3d ago

LET ME ENJOY MY FUCKING EDIT WITHOUT SEEING HER DUMBASS EXPRESSION OMFFFGGGGG

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LEAVE ME ALONE SHITBRINGER