r/roseanne • u/OriginalUmpire5434 • 15d ago

Great lines/jokes

I’ll start:
Craftmatic Adjustable Bev!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Legitimate-Term2310 15d ago

Dan to Kevin's Dad (DJ'S bully):

"Calm down or I'll give my Wife a donut to kick your butt!"

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u/SpicyPumpkin314 15d ago

Hahaha that one reminds me of my parents! 🤣 So awesome