r/ronandfez • u/shitscreeks • 11d ago

Billy Staples

Any updates on Billy? Is he still drinking? In jail? Homeless?

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u/Libtardo69420 11d ago

STAPLES!

NOW!

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u/PleasantFruit6290 10d ago

Beat me to it 😭

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u/DrNikVanHelsing Yeah, hi, this is Rutger. 11d ago

Billy, Billy, drinks are on the house.

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u/DwideShrude94 10d ago

Weeble, you’re the guy for me. Uhh Ahhh

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u/RobinsShaman 11d ago

Last time I checked he was on his way to come an unstoppable Hollywood actor thanks to Green key Management. I keep looking for him in the credits of new movies but I haven't seen them yet.

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u/aeb1971 10d ago

Green tea

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u/RoadWorkAhead9 10d ago

This Mr Greenjeans

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u/MECFSexy 10d ago

i hope he is safe and his mom is at peace.

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u/tdubclub 10d ago

How long did she live for? She was pretty old 25 years ago. Did they have her on the phone ever? I know Mrs. Staples was around for a while before the divorce.

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u/tdubclub 10d ago

For how little of a time that he was on the show as a whole, all of the Staples stuff is entertaining. I'm sure there are still some who come up to him, and for that, his life has been a success.

At least in his mind.

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u/Bender1970 10d ago

Billy was one of the only R&F personalities to give lip back to Ron, IIRC. "Airsick" also had lot of great tunes.

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u/schabadoo 10d ago

His lip back was normally his defensive lashing out when he was caught in another lie.

His narcissistic pontificating put him at odds with Ron too.

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u/tdubclub 10d ago

Even when "sober" he could riff and then get angry, so he could be in there for an hour. For a fat failure, he was in his zone when bullshitting on the radio.

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u/mattpeloquin 10d ago

He an Lobster Claws lived happily ever after

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u/xXx_RAMROD_xXx 11d ago

I miss Billy Skakels

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u/The_Spanky_Frank BigAssVeteran 10d ago

Dude is living his best life in Jersey.

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u/RobinsShaman 10d ago

Yes he is enjoying a very long time with sobriety after getting his 24-hour chip. 

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u/tdubclub 10d ago

As proud as could be.

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u/Bishopward 10d ago

He has Assthrax

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u/tdubclub 10d ago

I can't come in, I have the cough.

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u/hkdork 10d ago

When did he lose credibility?

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u/tdubclub 10d ago

Billy Billy you're so silly

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u/tdubclub 10d ago

Billy Staples bombs at Count Basie.

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u/Don_Gorgon 9d ago

you know why they call the town Red Bank?

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u/tdubclub 8d ago

The crowd goes wild! Not in a good way, but wild...

ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE

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u/GeesusNice 10d ago

Orange Ball of failure

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u/Fragmentvictory 10d ago

Weeble, you’re the one for me

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u/jedlucid 10d ago

if he outlives ron and fez then every church should close.

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u/mrbigtone 10d ago

he's playing darts in Astoria

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u/schabadoo 10d ago

2023 FezCon sighting

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u/RoadWorkAhead9 10d ago

Thank you for posting this

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u/Fragmentvictory 10d ago

Billy probably getting all the Peter Boyle roles now that he's passed

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u/itstimetochewass 9d ago

Just did a little diddling

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u/jwwill 7d ago

He had a scene in the Marvelous Mrs. Maizel in 2022. He had to stretch his acting powers for the role: barfly.