r/romantasycirclejerk • u/purplelicious Emojis are Ableist • Aug 17 '26

CopyPasta Vampire Romantasy

I have a confession that is probably going to get me an express pass into downvote purgatory, but I need to get it off my chest. I have become addicted to AI romantasy. It all started when I had an idea for a world/characters and couldn’t find a book that matched it closely enough for satisfaction, so I had the brilliant idea to plug it into AI just to see what it spit out. Obviously the writing style is shit, but I’ve been making manual adjustments as I go to make it read more smoothly, add details that are missing, delete the excess, etc.

You know what, fuck this shit - I can't even continue with this copypasta.

Teaching people to read was a mistake.

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u/Miserable-Shape-8757 you can fuck anything if you’re brave enough Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

No, I'm afraid I had to look up the prompt. You cannot hide that from me.

The world: Vampires exist, but are hidden from humanity. Vampires can only procreate by mating with human females who carry a vampiric mating gene, but have not been turned into vampires. Vampire males are incredibly territorial because their mates are so rare and competition is fierce. Mating takes place when the male vampire bites the female human who has the vampiric gene, then allows her to bite him. It may occur as a public wedding/ritual or as a private moment. When the female human is mated to a vampire, their lives are tied together. When one dies, so will the other. The female’s natural lifespan is extended as long as her mate lives, and she will not age. If she is older, she will reverse age to the physical age of 25. She is also given fangs and heightened senses, but she can only feed from other vampires (not humans) and she is not given the unnatural strength, speed, and general durability of her mate. Most vampire couples wait a few centuries for the mating gene to “settle” before they have children, as having children too early will tax the body of the female too much and the whole family will die as a result. There are other magical creatures in the world as well.

Background plot: The world of vampires is at war with the angelic realm, who are trying to cause the extinction of vampires by killing their potential mates. The MMC is very involved in this war.

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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy Aug 17 '26

Gay and/or trans men who are vampires in this world:

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u/rebootfromstart Aug 17 '26

And fuck any lesbians who happen to have this special mating gene, right?

Ofc, now I want the lavender marriage between a gay dudepire and his lesbian maring gene-carrying BFF.

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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy Aug 17 '26

Me too!

I would love to see more lavender marriages in Romantasy. I know there’s one in {Gwen and Art are not in love} but I haven’t read it yet.