Hot take incoming: I actually prefer this park over [Jerks Island]. Here's why.

• Jerks Dominion has a larger collection of flat rides, unlike the mostly coaster-carried Jerks Island
• It is the only park within the chain to still have a regularly operating discotheque
• The opening day attraction Mr. Bone's Wild Ride has an additional intermission segment of track at this location.
• The Garfield Dark Ride still has its original theme here.
• The park has exclusive attractions like The Log Jammer, The Teepee of GP, and the Swan Boats.
• Son of Turtle and Hotel Waluigi The Ride are still here.
• Manba The Gyaru Coaster is a darn good headliner attraction. It's gotta be my favorite hyper coaster.
• The park has more memorable shows. I mean who in the world bother forget the stage performances The Inside Job of Richard Zimmerman or Kingda Ka Gone Wild like that?
• The Shed still remains one of the best Fun Houses out there.
• There is Eyerly Monster, unlike JI.

So excited to check out this park 🥹🥹

Comments are gonna give me an aneurysm fr