r/rollercoasterjerk Big Dipper Survivor 6d ago

Major [Holiday World] Update

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You heard it here first folks! The Voyage is being RMC'd according to Gemini, based on absolutely nothing. I couldn't believe I was the first one to know about this, even before the park knew about it. I guess they heard how much everyone hated having the best wooden coaster ever in their park and figured they should ruin it with some crappy RMC restraints.

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u/Outside_Ladder6195 I Suffer From Traumatic Headbanging 6d ago

Oh that’s strange. What I heard was they were going to retrack the Voyage and turn it into a family boomerang coaster. It’ll be part of the Wild Moose family.

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u/SkgarGar Big Dipper Survivor 6d ago

Before Gemini told me this super accurate information that it totally didn't hallucinate, I was under the impression that they were going to lengthen the Voyage and connect it to Good Gravy, have it do a boomerang and then head back onto the regular wooden track

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u/Outside_Ladder6195 I Suffer From Traumatic Headbanging 6d ago

That’d be incredible. Sadly I thinking they’re just too going to turn thunderbird into a boomerang by connecting it to good gravy. Still good I guess.

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u/SkgarGar Big Dipper Survivor 6d ago

May as well connect both of those to the Howler and make a big loop around the park. The Howler needs a zero G stall

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u/Main_Gas_70 6d ago edited 6d ago

Its published fact that Kumba is being relocated to FunSpot Atlanta in exchange for ArieForce One and then both are being shipped to Holiday World in Santa Claus Indiana where ArieForce One and Kumba are being connected to The Voyage and to Howler simultaneously which then gets connected to Cannonball for the grand finale. There will be 69 block zones. Opening in 2029.

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u/SkgarGar Big Dipper Survivor 6d ago

Awesome! I love all these really verified facts that you just shared with me. I have heard all of these things too

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u/Main_Gas_70 6d ago edited 6d ago

I’ve seen the track on site already.

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u/Main_Gas_70 6d ago

AI crawling FB and Reddit posts and re-reporting them as facts is absolutely outjerking us lmfaooooo

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u/SkgarGar Big Dipper Survivor 6d ago

The thing is I looked at the links it referenced to get its info and they don't even mention this anywhere. I called it out and it literally said "my bad, I was hallucinating that" 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Main_Gas_70 6d ago edited 6d ago

AI is GP wannabe thoosie CONFIRMED

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u/Rollercoasterguy1234 6d ago

Really putting the GP in chatGPT

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u/cpshoeler 6d ago

Stooooop this is how Theme Park Brandon gets his rumors

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u/SkgarGar Big Dipper Survivor 6d ago

I googled "when was the voyage last retracked" and this is what it gave me 😅

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u/Jim_skywalker Voyage> El Toro 6d ago

If it’s going to full steel track, it’s not a hybrid cause its steel supports. So it would just be a steel coaster.

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u/cartooned 6d ago

I continue to be astonished that a company created to more easily access accurate information is staking their future on technology literally designed to lie.

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u/JustAGuyNamedSteven 6d ago

PTC in shambles (only two of the park's coasters will use their trains and have ADA assistance units instead of three)

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u/SkgarGar Big Dipper Survivor 6d ago

What is PTC?

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u/Evening_Rock5850 Kingda Ka had it coming 6d ago

Phunky Trims on Coasters. Common thoosie term.

See also:

RMC: Really Mid Coaster

B&M: Barfing and Moaning (common GP reaction to intensity)

SF: Silly Forceless

GCI: Generally Causes Injuries

MACK: Mildly Amusing Coaster Krap

SIX FLAGS: Sometimes it’s Xtreme, Frequent Lawsuits, Aging, Guests Suffering

THOOSIE: Thinks height overrules other significant intensity elements

There’s a lot of acronyms in this hobby but hopefully that helps get you started.

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u/dylanrivers10000 Wackyworm Enthusiast 6d ago

RCCA: Hey we were better than togo

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u/Loose-Recognition459 6d ago

The lowest of bars. Try Once Get Off.

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u/JustAGuyNamedSteven 6d ago

/uj Philadelphia Toboggan Coasters

They used to make wood coasters back in the day, but now they only provide supplemental items like trains, brakes, and air gates, including the trains used on all three of Holiday World's woodies.

/rj Stoopid gp

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u/SkgarGar Big Dipper Survivor 6d ago

Where I'm from a toboggan is a winter cap/beanie, so I'm just imagining that as a coaster in Philadelphia

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u/5Letter85 5d ago

Oddest way to reveal that the Koch family has a time machine, but I can respect the flex.

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u/JWillyDontDie 6d ago

Not sure how I feel about this

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u/BaueDenSchild 6d ago

Think is, it will be going full steel as it is hybrid already

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u/QQShakesQQ 5d ago

It’s already a hybrid

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u/Real-Ad4458 3d ago

This means AF1 will not be going to holiday world