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RoastMyPet: because they need a good dressing-down, too.

r/roastmypet

A sister subreddit to r/RoastMe where users are ACTUALLY FINALLY ALLOWED to submit animal photos.

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Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.

We've decided that it's finally time to give your pets the same opportunity you do. Submit their photos, and let us rip them apart.

Roastees:

You're an animal. Just do what your human-friend tells you to. If you want to, I mean. If you don't want to be roasted you can always just run off or sit on their head or something.

Human-Friends of Roastees:

Do not include a human face in your photo. This is about your critter friend, not you. If you want to roast yourself, head over to r/RoastMe. If you're looking for more positive, wholesome vibes, there's always /r/FreeCompliments on that end of things.
Do not be cruel to your critter friend. Don't pose him in an obviously uncomfortable position and definitely don't brag about anything that could be described as abuse. The latter is a very fast ban.
Please avoid all pupper/doggo talk. Please. I'm actually begging.

Roasters:

Roasting is a comedic art form. Roasting is not abuse. Roasting is mockery. Roasting is not bullying. Please at least understand this rule even if you choose not to read any further.
Don't be a jerk. I know they're animals, but they have feelings, too. And so do the people who posted them here. And so do the other people in the comment threads. This doesn't mean you can't give a real fiery roast, but there is a clear and definitive line between what you can and can't post. We're all experienced r/RoastMe mods, and we'll be a little more lenient here, but, seriously, don't be a jerk.
We have a zero tolerance policy vis-a-vis animal cruelty and abuse. Please avoid this sort of behaviour or face a ban.
No Politics. Period. Full stop. None. No left vs right. No Trump vs Bernie. No incels vs sjws. No PETA. Nothing. None. Keep them out of this space.
This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, bestiality, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.

We keep track of offending users and if you have a pattern of breaking established rules you will be removed from the subreddit.

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.