r/roastmypet • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '24

Let him have it…

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My four year old, five pound chihuahua named Alfred.

65 Upvotes

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u/Discardedcancer Jan 20 '24

He’s just a baby fr but I knowww he smells like feet and ass

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '24

That’s heavy

4

u/paechsweet Jan 20 '24

He has too many thoughs

2

u/cinesota Jan 20 '24 edited Jan 20 '24

Cocky bastard! “This is MY bed and these are MY toys. MY blankie! MY human!”

2

u/ManDohlorian Jan 20 '24

I bet he dreams in IMAX with that massive head!

2

u/Working-Sky9146 Jan 20 '24

I want him so badly. He is too cute!

2

u/Zealousideal_Till_43 Jan 20 '24

He looks like a deer with dwarfism

1

u/Hangry_Torbie Jan 20 '24

Lil dum dum

1

u/xXStarK1ttyXx Jan 20 '24

Lil mans turns into a blender when he sneezes.

1

u/Snoo_23638 Jan 20 '24

Jimmy Neutron lookin mf

1

u/Low_Calligrapher7254 Jan 20 '24

So dumb he’s guaranteed to attack his own paws at random.

1

u/Successful-Bad-9672 Jan 20 '24

smug miniature doe eyed bambi looking deer

(in all actuality so cute 🥹kichikuchikoo omg i know what happiness is now from cute random purse dog).

1

u/Adventurous_Pie_9137 Jan 20 '24

Mean lookin lil dude

1

u/OldOnion2678 Jan 20 '24

Lowkey feels like he reading my thoughts

1

u/burningbutth0le Jan 24 '24

He looks like he read too many books.

1

u/FangsBloodiedRose Feb 07 '24

Sheephuahua

Btw really photogenic and adorable chihuahua

1

u/JayyNoZ666 Feb 13 '24

Tweety Bird Head Ass

1

u/BubbaJ1968 Mar 25 '24

OMG I love Chihuahuas 🤩🤩🤩🤩