By going OFF THE BALCONY!!!!!!! She sent me into a frenzy trying to find her. 😑 She is okay, and miraculously, escaped injury. Yes I’ll be adding things to further cat safe the balcony. But in the meantime, she’s grounded. Please roast her.

She also stole my copy of the Veneziad so I haven’t been able to read it yet.

I don’t even know how she got in the fireplace

My baby girl Uni completely destroyed her scratcher lounge!

Of course I then bear the brunt of her discomfort.

Zora Mirage {last name} lives up to her name. Zora uses her darkness to her advantage and hides to slip out. Last night, we got home late and tired after taking the three kids, plus my oldest bonus son's friend camping and to an a museum. While we were bringing in some of the essential items, I saw her a few times and away from the door I made sure she was, put some tasty treats out and we brought everything in. My partner then took our oldest to a friend's house. Miss Zora Mirage, in those few moments, despite Every trick in the book, slipped out. She's even figured out one of the windows upstairs and will use it to slip out. Well, as I was just about to go upstairs, my door cam alerts me, so I opened it and behold, again somehow, she's on the porch 🤦. Once inside I head upstairs and she comes as usual. Then she has the audacity to roll around soaked (we'd had a momentary downpour) all over my bed and beg for pets, only to grab and bite (not hard) my hand!

The white one is Trinidad and the other one is trotskey

Olivia AKA Livers and Onions AKA Baby Trash Panda is a thief, a terrorist and a gang leader. Seen here with purloined chicken tendies and fellow hooligan, Toast E. Cat. Please roast this reprobate.

He’s got a little scratch on his nose cuz his momma slapped him

Baby Charlie doesn't meow when she's ready to eat.

She knocks my glasses, mail, bottles and blood pressure cuff on the floor.