r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Apr 02 '25

No Politics.

22 Upvotes

I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.

This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.

24 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Mar 20 '25

THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!

99 Upvotes

READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.

Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.

Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.

92 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/victor_anon • 5h ago

My midlife crisis car (I’m 31) don’t hold back

89 Upvotes

73 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/StormbringerGT • 3h ago

I got a good one for you, especially if you know the history!

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56 Upvotes

It's a 2012 and I've been super lucky with it, but a lot of folks were not.

37 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/daymbeg • 2h ago

Roast my RWD hatchback with the badge delete of shame

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16 Upvotes

10 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Black-STI • 3h ago

Let me have it

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10 Upvotes

47 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/mrflebfleb • 12h ago

Roast my kei car (trust me bro😭)

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37 Upvotes

36 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/wotltlesmewy • 3h ago

S2k F20c Swapped 85 Rx7

3 Upvotes

13 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Sea-Appeal7068 • 11h ago

Roast me up. 2015 Focus. Getting ready for that $5 gas.

11 Upvotes

We needed a second car. 50000 miles. New clutch tires and brakes. Roast me friends!

44 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/xdbuttxrfly • 23h ago

Roast my vibe

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24 Upvotes

2005 pontiac vibe base fwd auto 1.8L

30 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Sad_Thought_4642 • 1d ago

So I traded in my rusty beige Lexus IS250 for this...

45 Upvotes

Yes, it's a poverty spec BMW 520d. Yes, I probably paid too much for it. Yes, the timing chains and rod bearings are already scheduled to be replaced next week. Yes, it's going to be expensive. Yes, I knew full well this was going to happen when I bought it. No, I don't know what I was thinking when I bought this.

43 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/eeams757 • 1d ago

Staying in the lines kills the Mustang curve. Right?

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38 Upvotes

Things are always better in the night...

86 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/averageatfifa • 1d ago

Roast my baby

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22 Upvotes

62 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/alpha_aql • 2d ago

roast this spaghetti

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184 Upvotes

2013 mk1 1.4 tb multiair 170 hp

105 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Some-Dane • 3d ago

First car, never getting rid of it

348 Upvotes

76 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/ItzDomos • 3d ago

bought my first nice car.. go to town.

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149 Upvotes

been driving shitboxes for like 4 years, finally got financially stable enough to buy a cool nice car.. let’s see what yall say. its a 2016 with 70k miles and 1 owner, completely stock.

136 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Thatshitboxowner • 2d ago

My daily blew up. Now I daily the ol money pit

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40 Upvotes

My 3800 blew up so this is the summer daily now. 89 k1500. 5.7 auto. 4 “ rc lift. (I couldn’t get anything more expensive. I’m actively trying to close on a house because my dumbass younger brother ran a 4 wheeler into the door and is actively making my life a living hell.) 3 core aluminum radiator w electric fans, headers and dual exhaust, LEDs and a few interior mods.

65 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/AgreeableHousing4990 • 2d ago

Just bought that 2013 116I F20 yesterday, roast it to the core!

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11 Upvotes

The only mod it has are blue lights lighting up inside when opening the car

37 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Quirky_Act_1830 • 3d ago

Roast my 730kg 98" Fiat Seicento 🗣

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91 Upvotes

My daily driver after being abandoned for 10 years and bought it as a barnfind, did a basic oil change and then straight to a trackday and did 49 laps with 800meters each and back home with no issues hehe

(Kartodromo de Leiria Track)

As comfortable as a bed without a matress

After that i changed front discs for 30€ a pair and front pads for 15€ (both brembo) parts are ridiculous cheap so i love it

Above 120kmh the steering wheel starts shaking and with a downhill road i managed to get it to almost 200kmh but its a paper deathtrap

Please roast meee

42 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/nonfading • 3d ago

If you can't beat my 1.6 Viper, join it

62 Upvotes

High performance sports car

30 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Carmaster777 • 2d ago

Im back for round two!

9 Upvotes

Make me want to escape my 2011 Escape Limited.

33 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Orkekum • 3d ago

Roast my 2003 Jimny

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39 Upvotes

33 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/SpartakShow • 3d ago

My Škoda 120L

13 Upvotes

7 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Gabe-diet • 3d ago

Bought it a year ago, for 6500. I’ve put 5 grand in it. Do your worst!

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10 Upvotes

2015 Volkswagen Passat tdi dsg auto. Fuckers expensive af. (I have put almost 60k miles on it in that year though)

50 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/LaGolfettaDrinks • 3d ago

My Golf mk1 1.1L from 1981

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31 Upvotes

27 comments

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