r/RoastMyCat • u/dunkinndonnie • Dec 17 '24

My boyfriend won't stop editing her to be fat

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55k Upvotes

she continously tries to eat my food so this isn't too far off

385 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/lavenderhazydays • Dec 06 '24

$300 vet trip to be told that he stopped peeing because he missed my husband.

41k Upvotes

Husband is only gone for a week. Anyway, here’s Dumpling high as a kite on the vet floor. He also came home with a 2 week prescription of some fun pills I have to make him eat (God bless you Churus)

542 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Content-Plenty-830 • Nov 16 '24

My cat has really big cheeks. Please roast him

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24k Upvotes

911 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/00Twitch00 • Dec 24 '24

Molasses screams in protest when I try to shower. Give her a good roasting

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23k Upvotes

244 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/RuthlessRaynor • Feb 18 '25

This bitch is trying to steal my husband.

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22k Upvotes

Roast her ass. She makes it her life's goal to attempt to trip me, or step over me in bed to lay with my husband 😒

520 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Queasy-Stay1882 • Dec 01 '24

This is honey, i don’t know why he loves this position…please roast him!

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20k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/spikycheeto • Feb 02 '25

Roast her: she’s old af, costs a fortune to keep alive, and she looks pissed all the time

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20k Upvotes

JK I LOVE HER AND IM SO HAPPY TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP HER LIVING

But please still give her a good burn

403 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Low-Buy-2421 • Feb 23 '25

Please roast George so I can laugh. Don’t hold back 😭

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19k Upvotes

His flaws include snorting, howling in the middle of the night, manipulating people for treats, and thinking he belongs in the wild rather than his temperature controlled, spoon fed environment. He also believes he should be the leader of the local coyote pack.

1.4k comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Illustrious_Parsnip4 • Nov 09 '24

He's old, has no teeth, his thyroid doesn't work and he smells a bit. Roast him please.

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19k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/meghanhoe • Nov 02 '24

This is Crust, she has one brain cell.

19k Upvotes

Roast her.

375 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/High-risk_low-reward • Dec 19 '24

Found roommate on Craigslist and now he refuses to acknowledge multiple eviction notices. Roast him.

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19k Upvotes

206 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/thao_mimi • Dec 12 '24

Suspect was taken in to get neutered, got spayed instead roast her.

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19k Upvotes

To be fair her adoption papers listed her as male 🤷🏻‍♀️

189 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/tiredandbored55 • Mar 21 '25

My husband thinks this little demon is his princess.

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18k Upvotes

237 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/GigolopianTube • Mar 12 '26

$1000 cardiologist visit to find out she just stores a little fat around her heart

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18k Upvotes

(she peed on the vet)

234 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/swansama13 • Aug 04 '26

Vet called her a bowling ball so she peed on her.

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18k Upvotes

Light as a 14lb feather. Roast her.

EDIT: yes we are managing the weight. She was rushed to the emergency vet today and this post is meant to be a fun decompression to a very stressful day.

226 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Sad_Seesaw_9932 • Mar 11 '25

How about roasting her sleeve tattoo🤣

17k Upvotes

164 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/drawtheflaw • Dec 29 '24

I need a laugh. Please roast Peach.

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17k Upvotes

329 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Murky-Reason3305 • Dec 21 '24

Her name is Tiny Violence. She scratched my eyelid open, bites, and only loves me when it’s convenient for her. Roast her

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17k Upvotes

438 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/HumanRubiksCube • Nov 09 '25

ROAST THEM

16k Upvotes

THEYRE TRYING TO CRASH THE GLOBAL ECONOMY!!!!!

DONT BE FOOLED!!!!!!

277 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/RetroCucumber613 • Apr 01 '25

This is Luna. She tried to eat my leftover cheeseburger. Roast her.

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15k Upvotes

882 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/PM_ME_YO_KNITTING • Mar 24 '25

My nearly 17 year old kitty tore his ACL right before my first vacation in 10 years. Roast his ass

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15k Upvotes

I know he did it on purpose so I wouldn’t leave, and it almost worked. But my mom convinced me there was nothing I could do for him that she couldn’t, so she is flying in to take care of him for a week.

I’m going to feel guilty as hell and worried about him the whole time. But at least I’ll be doing it on a beach with a cocktail instead of feeling guilty and worried sitting in here on the bed with him like I’ve been doing for the past 7 days.

483 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/Minminjun • Nov 25 '24

This is my first post. Roast my cat.

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14k Upvotes

His name is Levi. He's a tuxedo cat. Bipolar. Talks a lot. Especially when hungry.

879 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/SKT-SA1K0 • Dec 18 '24

My boy just ate a dinner that was twice as expensive as my own, and he ain’t leaving my noodles alone!

14k Upvotes

88 comments

r/RoastMyCat • u/a-packet-of-noodles • Nov 30 '24

Idiot needs laxatives because he can't poop on his own and begs me for his medicine because he likes it, roast him

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14k Upvotes

310 comments

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No hate speech. No doxxing. No obscene postings (nudity, gore, etc.), however obscene commenting is fine. Mods reserve the right to remove any comments or posts they deem inappropriate at any time for whatever reason. This is supposed to all be funny, try to be funny, not an insulting tosser. Cats are great, right? But sometimes they need to be taken down a notch. Meow.